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Oh dearie me...please don't disown me for my terrible score....

*DanDan climbs out of tea-pot* It's too hot in there, I wouldn't drink it...

Hello Kat-a-line. May I ask, is that spelled like the fish or the soft drink? Oh what does it matter, they're all made of dry wall anyway. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a train to catch!! *leaves via the front door*

I wouldn't call MC Dan an international wrestler.... But my avatar is up...and it looks pants. I'll faff it about tomorrow.;)

I suppose I should get one too...

I have Sister PeaPea from Madknot's "Fruity Tribe" as mine

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/AuntDanDan/f2eb634c.jpg These are my eyes

*DanDan climbs through window* I'm yet to be introduced to you. I'm DanDan. *points to wall* This is a wall. How do you do?

Mine is yet another promotion for Madknot's "The Fruity Tribe"

I have!! My favourite is The Shining.

Weird to see how many people think I have a crush on Madonna....:p

Lucy- that quote is all wrong. It's an "apple" a day...and so on...

DanDan: *on cell phone to PeaPea at front of conga, now conga-ing down pavement to party* Of course!! More creased tablecloths there than Newcastle market..

*congas out of church to party* DanDan: Come on PeaPea!! You can do your ironing elsewhere!!

DanDan: Conga conga conga!! Fem: You're in a place of worsh- conga conga conga!! *grabs Father and adds him to conga*

DanDan: Hey!! What are we all standing around this old church for? TO THE FUNERAL PARTY. *stands behind Fem forming a conga line* *Chet Dar joins on*

DanDan: PeaPea had the right idea...that is what I requested as a funeral party. Now, I'll tell you the story of my death, resurrection and ascension. Oh wait...that's the bible. I'll tell you a different story instead: "I do not like green eggs and ham..." Fem: *ahem* DanDan! We want to...

Fem: PeaPea!! You're in a church!! DanDan: Quiet, you *pulls sock over Fem's face* Now, as for my sudden "death" I have something to inform you. My name isn't Aunt DanDan. It is Maria Gobblemsouth. I'm from the afterlife, and I have come to tell you that you are all doomed... *gasps in...

DanDan: *hugs Peapea* You got out of bed for my fake-funeral. You are a true friend...

*clambers off Marin* DanDan: I have some questions.... 1) Where am I? 2) Where am I? 3) If this is my funeral, why isn't Robbie Williams performing live 4) Where am I? 5) How did that cork get there?