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*DanDan climbs out of coffin less than gracefully* DanDan: Fem, if that's how you feel....*walks towards Fem* then maybe you should say it to my face. *spots Marin in crowd* *hurls self at Marin* JACK IS MINE!!

Fem: I.....*faints* *more coughing is heard from inside the coffin*

*gets up on altar* Fem: Thankyou Father. And thankyou everyone for coming. It would mean a lot to DanDan to see all of these faces. You may ask me "how will I remember DanDan"? I met DanDan in a petshop, where a series of unfortunate circumstances left me as DanDan's pet foot, who was given the...

*gets up on altar* Father will now make a speech...

Fem: Me too PeaPea. We both loved her...*hugs Peapea* Remember the time you two went to that nudist beach and got barred from it for refusing to take off your inflatable sandals? And I had to take you home from the police station. *sob* Good times...

That's ok Mingostone. *looks at lolly* This is hippo flavoured. That was *eyes well over* DanDan's favourite...

Ahh, Miss Mingostone. Good to see you. And you brought lollipops. How appropriate...

That's OK Marin. The important thing is that you brought a quiche for the gathering afterwards. *sniff* DanDan always loved to...put...*sob*...quiche in her shoes *loud cries* Oh father, what a wonderful gift. DanDan would have loved it. She has 3 just like it in her cutlery drawer

Thanks for coming twins. I know DanDan had a tendancy to try and consume you. But now the only thing she'll be consuming is...well...whatever it is dead things consume...

*to Father* I don't know....it's so hard being without DanDan. Ever since I was made able to speak every day I've woken up to the sound of DanDan dancing the hula in the front room. Now when I wake up I see nothing but an empty grass skirt with no blue aunt jiggling in it... *sobs*

*Fem Taeer stands at church doors welcoming mourners* Fem: *to some random* Thanks for coming, good to see you. DanDan would be glad to see you... *Chet Dar enters* Chet Dar: Excuse me, I need to get in Fem: No you don't, just who are you? Chet: Oh you don't know me. I meet DanDan in...

Wooooah man *hides*

Sorry to double-post. I don't wanna make any more threads about quizzes...but I want to post my quiz.... so I'll kill 2 birds with one stone and hog Kimp's glory ;) I'm sure he won't mind. http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051127052621-608580 Good luck and good looks...

Shall we make a new thread for posting quizzes in. Or shall we start posting them here? Or shall we just use on of the existing threads to post them? Or... :confused: (pssst. I wanna post my quiz somewhere ;) )

I got a 50! :)

I got a 40!! Oh wait..that's bad..

*wails* That was.... *sobs loudly* that was..... *wails* *knocking is head in closet* DANDAN??? DANDAN????? *runs over and opens door* *Snubs the raccoon jumps out of DanDan's pocket* Oh Snubs...I guess you've heard...*sobs loudly*

But Teletubbies is on....*sniffs*...and she....never misses....she can't be...she can't miss.....DanDan?

Of course she's NOT DEAD!! *screams* WAKE UP, YOU'RE MISSING T...*shouts* you're missing Teletubbies, DanDan. So wake up!! Wake up!! *whispers* Wake...up...