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I love Lush but I'm not a girl :p I've never bought anything but I sometimes go in for a quick sniff I've gotta say though, have you seen the Madonna tracksuit? It's yuch, and that's coming from her biggest fan :p

*knocks at Moppet household's front door with watermelon* *watermelon smashes* Oh no, this can only mean one thing!! *cut to: DanDan in lemon car driving down front door* Oh! What are the odds, I have a key in the car! Oh well, shoulda woulda coulda...

Wow!! That cotton-eating berry-picker could have killed me! If they had to plan another funeral for me I'm not sure they could afford it! I'd better drive more carefully *takes feet off steering wheel and drives with hands* I'M COMING MR. MOPPET, *nearly at Moppet's house*

Sorry, I don't wanna deterioate or however you spell that word away from the original topic but who or what is "Coop"?

*Drives past Father without noticing, who is driving to DanDan's house* DanDan: Don't worry, Mr. Moppet. I'm a-coming.

*on phone* DanDan: What?? Choke?? You're choking?? I'll be right over!! *puts phone in goldfish bowl and gets into lemon-car*

DanDan: Shower? Showers are for sissies, I haven't showered in 17 years. I stole the idea from that documentary, Bridget Jones' Diary. Except instead of giving up smoking, I've given up any form of cleanliness. Anyway, can I help you?

*at home* DanDan: How did I get here? *hears phone ringing* DanDan *bellows*: FEEEEEEEEEM TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Fem Taeer: *from upstairs* YEEEEEEEEEEEES??? DanDan: CAAN YOU HEAAAAAAAAR THAT??? Fem Taeer: HEAAR WHAT??? IIIII'M IN THE SHOOOOWER!! DanDan: YOU MEAN THE...

Where've I been? Where haven't I been? I've been to Egypt, I've been in Spain, I've been in a hippopotamous....oh you mean today? Today I went cycling with my friend Betty. Then I remembered that I'd forgotten to invite her, so I went home, sat on Fem Taeer, got off him, sat next to him and then...

*hits father with grapefruit* Hey! I paid for that grapefruit!

Kathy Greenwood n. 1. Icon, cultural figure and God to certain members of Muppet Central forums, 2. Canadian actress

I'd love to join but I don't know what a lurker is...

*back at the...wherever DanDan, Jack and Vibs are* DanDan: I too wanted to be a hen, I went to hen school for years. But alas, I got an F in hen-ology. :( Let us never speak of this again

Most Huggable(Nicest Member): Hmmm....toss between Vibs and Katzi428 Awww Inducing(Cutest Member): Super Muppet A Sight to Withold(Best Use of smilies): Beauregard

*DanDan appears* Milkshake, eh? Tell you what here's the whole cow *presents Vibs and Jack with cow*

Do a That Announcer v. to vanish off the face of the earth completely.

Awwww well done m'dear! :)

I must disagree, drtooth, I really enjoy 8 Simple Rules. But that is my opinion. Or is it? That is the real question...

hehehe, he's my homeboy :halo:

*back at DanDan's place* Fem Taeer: Well...it's certainly been a while since I've said anything. *end scene*