"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Vibs: Aww DanDan...I'm sorry. *forgets all about jack and the milkshake* It's okay, we can't be good at everything unless you're me, right? *cute*

 

[RedDragon]

<wakes up hanging upside down from the rafters of an abandoned church>

How in the heck did I get here?......How in the heck do I get down from here?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *awakens on Mr Cole's couch* Oh...what? Did Mother send me to the dog house again? Wait...the other way around...well, the cat's house, really...well, on the couch in the cat's house anyway...or...oh...I passed out at Mr Cole's...never mind. *blinks*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*hits father with grapefruit* Hey! I paid for that grapefruit!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Dandan! Put that grapefruit down! You don't know where it's been! More disturbingly, it probably doesn't know where you've been...where have you been?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Where've I been? Where haven't I been? I've been to Egypt, I've been in Spain, I've been in a hippopotamous....oh you mean today? Today I went cycling with my friend Betty. Then I remembered that I'd forgotten to invite her, so I went home, sat on Fem Taeer, got off him, sat next to him and then bought a new bike. Which was delicious, by the way

 

[The Count]

*Snaps fingers, sends Bo and DanDan back to their homes.

There, that ought to do it. Sis will have a time explaining about Rosa to him... Oh well, she'll manage.
*Goes back to errands at the home.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I was just enjoying a conversatiooooon...*arrives home, sat on sofa between Viq and Rosa* Er...hi you two cute kids...*assumeing that Rosa is Vibs still* What's that? Sorry, I can't understand what slashing your hand across your throat means in this context, Rosa-Vibs...*finds mobile and calls Dandan* Hi, we were interupted...probably wisely...what does a woman slashing her hand across her throat mean?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at home*
DanDan: How did I get here? *hears phone ringing*

DanDan *bellows*: FEEEEEEEEEM TAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Fem Taeer: *from upstairs* YEEEEEEEEEEEES???

DanDan: CAAN YOU HEAAAAAAAAR THAT???

Fem Taeer: HEAAR WHAT??? IIIII'M IN THE SHOOOOWER!!

DanDan: YOU MEAN THE FOOT-SCRUBBER???????

Fem Taeer: *long pause* Yes.

*a minute later, phone still ringing*
DanDan: FEEEEEEEEEEEEM??

Fem: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES???

DD: ARE YOOOU RIIINGING???

F: NOOOO! IS IT NOT THE PHOOOOOOOOOONE??

DD: PROOOOOOOOOBABLY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEERE'S THE PHOOOOOONE?

F: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! WHERE DID YOU LEAVE IIIIIIIIIT?

DD: IN THE DISHWAAAAAAASHER!!

F: IT'LL BE IN THERE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

DD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I'll answer it then. *picks up phone* Yes hello this is DanDan, nice to hear your voice. Yes? Yes? No. No of course not. Oh silly me I forgot to answer it *answers* Hello?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh, ah, there you are. Erm...I can hear water running, are you in the shower by any chance?