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[I had to suppress my laughter so much for that! The Prof. nearly caught me LOL!]

Bye bye birdie!
Silly Tony!
*In military outfit*
*Shoots the poor Tony slug bird*

CLEANAGE!
 

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[I had to suppress my laughter so much for that! The Prof. nearly caught me LOL!]

Bye bye birdie!
Silly Tony!
*In military outfit*
*Shoots the poor Tony slug bird*

CLEANAGE!
Whoops! We can't have ya snickering now, can we? Almond Joy-ing, yes. Snickering, no.

Oh, and thanks for putting me out of my misery...now ya got MORE to clean up, silly goose!
 

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*comes running into the command center* Sorry. I was cleaning myself. *looks at the camrea* And you should too kids. *looks back at Alex* *jumps into the costume machine which clothes me with my super hero outfit* *jumps back out* Are you ready, Powder-Fresh Gal?
 

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Almond Joying yes... Snickering no?
*Enraged, Ed flips open the little cockpit atop his master control joystick and presses down on the button rapidly in succession, causing multiple water balloon bombs filled with custodian's surprise, then soapy water, then clean water to wash stinkin'slug into oblivion.

Noone puts Snickers down! Snickers really satisfies!
 

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*Screams as she is being soaked and once again tackles him*
Rawr!

*Sticks a Snicker bar in everyone's mouth*

HAH!
I WIN!
 

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*Bites down on Snickers and moves it to the side of my mouth, talking with it sticking out like a stogie in my Hanibal from A*Team voice...
The water balloon bombs weren't aimed at you sweetheart... They were obliterating the stinkin' slug lying there in the middle of the street like the piece of crud he is.

*Bombs slug a couple of more times for good measure.
 

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Super Soapy Kyle: *lands next to the guy with the water balloon gun* Thank you very much sir. *hand shaking the dude* You fied off our super most evil sticky guy here in our town. If it's alright can i ask you something? Who are you?
 

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Ah, I see. You are forgiven Eddie.
*Refrains from using her bonecrushing glomps and gasps at the sight of poor
Slug*

Babeh, speak to me!

*Sobs*

The last dirty man on Earth has fallen!
 

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*Keeps one hand on the joystick and takes the snickers in his other gloved hand.

Me? I'm the man with the plan... Name's Eddie Blackenbbricker. You probably know my sis here, Claudia "D.O.G." (Dead O' Glomper). Haven't seen that fool Prawn anywhere, he thinks he's part of our team, so we humor him. You need any cleaning done kid, call us, we're the professionals.
 

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*Puts on some shades as she whips out a walkie talkie from her tux*
Terminated.

*Sticks a dirt gun to Kyle's head and another to Eddie's*

I don't play clean.
So yous got two seconds to be caked in da muck.

*Chews gum loudly*

Tony, You may rise to your awesome muckyness--with style o' course.

Just please take off the cardboard wings.
You're embarrasin' me.

[I am loling so bad]
 
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