Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[Beakerfan]

*looking at the Worldvision Monitor* Quick Super Soapy Kyle! Some helpless little girl has been taken by the Dirty Crud! We must go quickly! *whirls around as her uniform appears on her*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Takes Eddie hostage*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Bahahaha!

Not only haven't I showered, I also haven't brushed my teeth!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Screeches*
That is a major turn off, hokay?


BRUSH!

LOL!
Worse than not showering!

 

[Winslow Leach]

You forget...

I am the Stinker!

My costume and makeup is based on Pigpen from the Peanuts strips. I have a delictable waft of dirt following me around wherever I go!

Ahahahahahahahaha(coughcoughcough)hahahahaaaaaaaa...

 

[The Count]

Huh? Where are we going sister Claudia? Not another glomping! Please, just post the fanfic update...
*Topples over as Beaky Squeaky tries to lift and kidnap me.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Squashed*
Eddie, your butt is crushing meee!
LOL!

*Whips out her water gun and squirts Eddie*

 

[The Count]

So-rree! *Gets up off of Squeaky. Hey, I washed me face and brushed and mouthwashed and everything before getting here today. No fair using the water gun... Unless you wan me to blast ye with da water balloon bomb again.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

D: NUUU!
The man is safe!
It's Winslow the mucky Sluggy we have tah bring down.
*Pumps up the water gun*

D< Babe, you're going down!

wif luff. :3

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oh, did I mention I have the ability to fly? Smell ya later!

(Stinker/Slug spreads two large "wings" made out of cardboard box tops, and leaps off the roof, immediately plunging downward, a la Wyle E. Coyote, and giving the Goofy yelp)

Yaaaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hooooooey!

(splat!)