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Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

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yeah. Somebody else should jump in. :wink:

*begins putting together a superhero uniform*
 

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And lest we forget... Another chief offender against clenliness...
Byron?
No, quit nterrupting me.
*Moos can be heard as the interrupting cow is herded away.

Introducing... Dirty Crud!
*Evil laugh as stink lines waft out through the computer screen at everyone in the viewing crowd.
 

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*finishes her superhero uniform, which is a baby-pink leotard with with large white "P" in the middle, along with a white cape, white skirt, white tights, pink boots and a pink mask over her eyes*

*jumps out from behind a changing-wall* Announcing: Powder-Fresh Gal! *a fanfare can be heard in the background* Going where no other woman dare, she blows baby-powder on all smelly and slimey persons!
 

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(the Slug gets a blast of baby powder in his face)

My eyes ! ! !
 

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Haha! *flies off to find more people in serious need of some freshening*
 

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Super Soapy Kyle: Oh right! *pulls from behind back a bucket full of soapy clean water* Take this you stinky sticky man. Sorry the only thing i could think of. *throws it on The Stinker* Haha! Oh boy. I now have a super hero sidekick. The "Powder-Fresh Gal." *trumpets are heard* *stands triumphly on the side as glowing lights shine in back of him*
 

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Super Soapy Kyle: Oh right! *pulls from behind back a bucket full of soapy clean water* Take this you stinky sticky man. Sorry the only thing i could think of. *throws it on The Stinker*
Aaaaarrrgghhh! I'm melting...melting! Oh, what a world...
 

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*Watching from his lair beneath the sewers...
Dirty Crud: Eh, try being flushed half a million times buddy. Then cry me a river.
*Clanks manhole cover as he retreats back inside to scheme next filthyness plot.
The heroes never get rid of me cause there's always more dirty crud to clean!
 

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*Screeches and lunges herself at Eddie*
YOU MADE MOI DIRTEH?

How...DARE...you..

*Evil smile*

Fear my poke of doom!

*Drum roll*

*poke*

:stick_out_tongue:

*Is in the muck*
Eweth x3
 
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