Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

[Erine81981]

Nice to finally meet you. I've heard some much about you. *looks up at gun stuck to forehead* *leans over to Ed and whispers* Who in the world is that?

 

[The Count]

*Slaps gun away... Knock it off sis, you're on my team remember. We got another mission, to round up a couple of suspicious pizzas... They got some peppers hot and onions cryin', plus they mighta made some artis choke. The contact says he'll meet us at the malt shop where the perps are currently being questioned.
*Slides down the fire escape to the van waiting down below, as he patiently expects Claudia to follow behind.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bu-u-u-t-t....I wanted to be the bad guy!
*Wails as she follows behind like a child dragging her blanket to school*
I'lls get yous next time. And your little gal friend toos!

*Sticks a Snickers bar in her mouth and mutters things*

Oh yeahs...

I'm meltin', meltin'!

Erherm.
Yeahs.

 

[The Count]

*Pats Claudia on the back as we get in the van, the van leaving fumes of stink as it goes. Don't worry kid... You can blow up the next guy we go after.
*The van rolls out to the malt shop, and then out of town to the next place in need of dirty cleaning.

 

[Beakerfan]

*suddenly lands next to Kyle* Sorry I'm late! What'd I miss?

 

[Erine81981]

Super Soapy Kyle: Some other team fighting off evil dirty stinky doers. I don't think they need us here anymore. *walks over to the side of the building and sluks*

 

[Beakerfan]

*shakes a fist in the direction the two other heros just left, then puts her arm around Super Soapy Kyle*

 

[Winslow Leach]

[I am loling so bad]

They have an ointment for that now...

 

[Winslow Leach]

In the meantime...

I'M BACK!

I just hooked meself onto the back of a pickup, and had the driver pull me through an entire field filled with nothing but mud after a heavy downpour! Even my teeth are encrusted with mud, bahahahaha! AND I put on a spotless white suit (with rad-looking cape, o' course) beforehand!

That was two hours ago, and the mud has dried and caked all over me! I am the Dirt Champ! (high-fives self) Woo-hoo! Your puny water pistols are no match for my dirtiness! The water balloons failed, they have only made me stronger!

Oh, and you'll be happy to know Claudia, I've fixed my wings! I just got bigger cardboard box tops this time!

To infinity and beyond!

(Slug leaps off the building, and again immediately plummets to earth, like the dirty piece of crud he is)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Almond Joying yes... Snickering no?

Almond Joying this thread!

(gasps and dies)