The corny joke thread

[D'Snowth]

Man this stuff is really really corny... but then again, I don't have much better material... after all, I DID have a joke about a pencil, but it doesn't have much of a POINT... WOCKA-WOCKA-WOCKA!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Got this one off a popsicle stick

What do you call a horse that surfs?

A seahorse! Ah ha ha ha *crickets*

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

What did one ghost say to the other when they got into a car?
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Buckle your sheet belt!

*Chortles, looks around, then stops*...I'm sorry.

 

[D'Snowth]

So what's the difference between boogers and rice pudding?

Who the heck eats rice pudding?

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

What kinds of roads do ghosts haunt?
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Dead ends!

 

[Mary Louise]

What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream?

"Sherbet!"

(If you don't get it, say it out loud!)

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream?

"Sherbet!"

(If you don't get it, say it out loud!)

Lol, that's great.

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulphur, Sodium and Phosphorus walk into a bar. Oh Snap!

(you have to be a chemistry nerd to get it)

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Yep! Marty got it![/quote

My teacher just said that joke today!!

 

[Teheheman]

A guy goes into the Doctors office and the Dr. said "I got good news and bad news" The guys says "What's the good news?" and the Dr. says "We're gonna name a disease after you"

Daniel

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" Doctor says, "I don't have time for bad jokes, there are Cybermen in the basement!"

...don't hit me.