*Turns to Robin... Can you follow any of this?
Robin: No, but it's not leading anywhere.
Of course not, it doesn't have legs.
Robin: How can a story have legs?
Only if the author keeps posting. C'mon kid, let's beat feet.
*Wind sweeps through.
Robin: Was that supposed to happen?
Sure, doncha know? This thing's a real pageturner!
*Raspy laughter.