Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[BEAR]

*gives back arms*

*mumbles in small child in trouble way* To get MC merchandise...

Haha! Yes, another supporter! Come Priavate B. Ry! We've got much planning to do on this subject, Lisa's doing spying under the rock, Layla's testing out enemy arms, and you, ah, you my friend are on sentry duty! Just be careful of the enemies heat-seeking missles... good luck!

(Salutes and gets hit with a muffin missle, then tips over)

 

[theprawncracker]

Private First Class Layla! Your now on Snowth duty! Capture and detain the Snowth! GO!

(Salutes and gets hit with a muffin missle, then tips over)

*falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He... he was our only hope!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Wearing cups on ears> MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE!

 

[theprawncracker]

*thinks* You know, Zany, since Lisa has those cups on her ears we can say anything we want about her.
Zany: ...What do we want to say about her?
...She needs a haircut!
Zany: *headslap*

 

[D'Snowth]

Private First Class Layla! Your now on Snowth duty! Capture and detain the Snowth! GO!

OH GEE! YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME! IT SURE IS LATE! I BETTER GET TO BED! RIGHT NOW! GOOD NIGHT!

*Pretends to go to bed, but will actually be online for another hour or two, ignoring everyone else*

 

[theprawncracker]

*blinks at Snowth comment* Zany?
Zany: *stuffs Snowth in a barrel*
Good.

 

[Leyla]

Sir, yes, sir! Excuse me, Mr. Polar Bear, have you seen a Snowth? What's that? Oh! Great idea!

Ahem. Mahna Mahna!

Snowths: Do doo do do do!

Come back here you rascals!

 

[theprawncracker]

*looking through binoculars at Layla* Hmm... well, at least she's keeping busy.
Zany: What should I do about the barrel?
*sits on barrel* You say something?

 

[BEAR]

Anything Muppet Boy: (runs up to me clapping his hands) I believe in BEAR-ies!

Me: (I wake up) Thanks, kid. (pushes him aside) I'm off to Sesame Street to picket.
AM Boy: Pick what?
Me: It.

 

[theprawncracker]

*wipes tear from eye* *salutes Bry as he heads toward Sesame Street* God speed my friend... and if you ever find out how to get to Sesame Street... write directions down.