Halloween Gross Out

[The Count]

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Hope that's OK and have a howlin' ghoulishly good time.

 

[abiraniriba]

tnx Count

Frankly Floyd I didn't care that it was a drug dealer. It could have been anybody, even, dare I say it, Osama Bin Laden himself. The real detached body parts just hit a little too close to home for us survivors and members of the WTCUFG (World Trade Center United Family Group) I made spiritual peace with Bin Laden at a prayer meeting at my church a year after the event, but I still would rather not relive it all.

 

[BEAR]

This is probably the sickest topic to ever appear here, but basically the idea is this. From now until Halloween we will post disgusting songs, words, thoughts and images in an attempt to gross each other out (sorry girls, but I have nothing better to do, besides you can join in too if you want). I'll start with the ever popular camp song Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Mutilated Monkey Feet
Chewed up Little Birdie Feet
Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
And me without a spoon

(spoken) Does anybody have a straw?

I've heard the song sung like this also:

Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Tooty-fruity birdie's feet
All wrapped up in an all purpose porpous puss
Swimming in a mulligan stew.

Either way, they both sound disgusting!

 

[Java]

I've heard the song sung like this also:

Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Tooty-fruity birdie's feet
All wrapped up in an all purpose porpous puss
Swimming in a mulligan stew.

Either way, they both sound disgusting!

And I've heard it yet another way that to me is even more disgusting:

Great green globs of slick slimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet
Ugly little eyeballs rolling down a dusty street
And me, without my spoon!

 

[BEAR]

And I've heard it yet another way that to me is even more disgusting:

Great green globs of slick slimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet
Ugly little eyeballs rolling down a dusty street
And me, without my spoon!

Funny that it says "Ugly little eyeballs". Are there pretty eyeballs to compare them to?

 

[Beauregard]

Well...they are generally prettier inside the eyesockets...When they don't have goo, and stingy bits, and gross stuff hanging off them.

 

[BEAR]

Well...they are generally prettier inside the eyesockets...When they don't have goo, and stingy bits, and gross stuff hanging off them.

Too true, my British buddy. Too true.

 

[Java]

Maybe the ones rolling down the street are all bloodshot too. I imagine that pretty little eyeballs are not bloodshot in addition to not being covered in goo, etc.

 

[Beauregard]

True...And they could be a very pretty colour...!

 

[ZootyCutie]

This SBEmail always grosses me out.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail176.html