Halloween Gross Out

[abiraniriba]

This is probably the sickest topic to ever appear here, but basically the idea is this. From now until Halloween we will post disgusting songs, words, thoughts and images in an attempt to gross each other out (sorry girls, but I have nothing better to do, besides you can join in too if you want). I'll start with the ever popular camp song Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Mutilated Monkey Feet
Chewed up Little Birdie Feet
Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
And me without a spoon

(spoken) Does anybody have a straw?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Gives her a straw*
GREAT SUGGESTION!

I wish I could post but I fear of how graphic I'll be.
I am a hardcore horror fan...so...
yeah...

It comes to a point where I've made someone puke.

 

[abiraniriba]

Male

Beaker read my profile and reread the intro to this thread. As I have said b4 I AM MALE

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Forgive me.
It's common of me to do that.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Nice try, but I am a lover of gore and stuff. That song made me laugh

 

[ZootyCutie]

I can only handle the grossness if it's very funny, like this:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail124.html

 

[abiraniriba]

This is getting good

Sgt Floyd, you went a little too far, your decapitated drug dealer brought back memories of WTC (I was there and saw somebody's hand on the ground among other things). Zooty, you, on the other hand, (Eww! bad pun) have good taste in bad taste. In honor of your video I present the Worm-Eater's Song

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm gonna eat some worms

(spoken) WHAT KIND?

Long, thin, slimey ones,
Big, fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy tiny little worms

(spoken) HOW DO YOU EAT THEM?

First you bite their heads off
Then you bite their tails off
See how they wiggle and they squirm

(spoken) WHAT KIND?

Long, thin, slimey ones,
Big, fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy tiny little worms

(spoken by leader) Now I like worms, but worms don't like me, so...

Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
See how they wiggle and they squirm

(spoken) WHAT KIND?

Long, thin, slimey ones,
Big, fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy tiny little worms.

 

[ZootyCutie]

If you REALLY want to see if you can handle it, read this story.

http://kirbyslover.deviantart.com/art/Dr-Crygor-s-durchfall-15693972

 

[Beauregard]

If you think you're man enough, watch this! it is child friendly, don't worry too much.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sgt Floyd, you went a little too far, your decapitated drug dealer brought back memories of WTC (I was there and saw somebody's hand on the ground among other things).

I'm going to be honest, I didnt read the description. I didnt know it was a drug dealer...I'm sorry I PMed Count asking him to delete the post