The corny joke thread

[RedPiggy]

Don't know if this has been mentioned before (too lazy to look it up) but I just made this up:


Would you like to see a corny joke?

















Would you like to see another one?

 

[Oscarfan]

What do snowmen where on their heads?







































Snow caps!

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

Here are some great Chuck Norris facts I found

Chuck Norris can do a Wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris once made a paraplegic run for his life

and Chuck Norris is the only man who can punch you in the back of the face!

 

[Pork]

hahahahaha,

Chuck Norris can speak Brail!

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

hahahahaha,

Chuck Norris can speak Brail!

LOL!
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through Land!

 

[Kiki]

Here are some great Chuck Norris facts I found

Chuck Norris can do a Wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris once made a paraplegic run for his life

and Chuck Norris is the only man who can punch you in the back of the face!

ROFL!

 

[Pork]

LOL!
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through Land!

yeah...well

Drugs take Chuck Norris!

 

[animal0606]

Chuck Norris Jokes Huh!

Chuck Norris Once spent 3 hours staring at a carton of orange juice just cause it said concentrate.

Chuck once tried to hang himself with a cordless phone.

Chuck was watching the Superbowl & when someone yelled quarterback Chuck thought he wanted his money back.

Chuck though you had to go to Harvard to pass a dope test.

Chuck is so clueless that he cant afford to pay attention.

Chuck once got hit by a parked car.

Chuck went to the movie theater & there was a sign that said under 18 not admitted so he went home & got 17 of his friends.

Chuck went to an old antique store & asked if they had anything new.

 

[Kiki]

yeah...well

Drugs take Chuck Norris!

*Dies* XD LOL!

 

[wes]

Did yall Hear that they found a crue for Cancer,

Yeah It's im Chuck Norris' Tear.

But you see,

Chuck Never Cries!


an Whe Chuck steps into a puddle he doesn't get wet, the Puddle gets Norrised