The corny joke thread

[Winslow Leach]

Here's some medical terminology...

Artery - study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of cafeteria

Barium - the next step after a patient passes away

Cat Scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

D&C - where Washington is

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Hangnail - coathook

Intense Pain - torture in a teepee

Labor Pain - got hurt at work

Morbid - higher offer

Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

Outpatient - someone who has fainted

Protein - favoring young people

Recovery Room - place to do upholstery

Serology - study of knighthood

Tablet - small table

Tibia - country in North Africa

Varicose - located nearby

Vein - conceited

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[Why am I not surprised? I feel so glad to be a woman.]

 

[Beakerfan]

*laughs so hard she falls out of her chair* Wow... I'm lovin the terminology Tony!

 

[Skye]

Here's some medical terminology...

Artery - study of paintings

Barium - the next step after a patient passes away

Cat Scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Dilate - to live long

Morbid - higher offer

Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

Outpatient - someone who has fainted

Protein - favoring young people

Serology - study of knighthood

Varicose - located nearby

Lol, this is awesome! I loved 'em... I think these were my favorites. I had an especially major laugh about "Barium," ha! Gotta love it!

 

[Winslow Leach]

*laughs so hard she falls out of her chair* Wow... I'm lovin the terminology Tony!

Thanks, Alex! I hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of your chair!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lol, this is awesome! I loved 'em... I think these were my favorites. I had an especially major laugh about "Barium," ha! Gotta love it!

Thanks!

 

[FraggleRockRock]

Geez, I don't come on for a day and suddenly all these great jokes appear! I laughed at every single one. Fan-tastic!

Ok, this is from a Benny Hill sketch:

A man is sitting in a darkened room with an old psychic, who is consulting her crystal ball. She looks at his meaningfully and says, "Today, you will meet with a beautiful blonde woman."

The man looks at her in confusion. "But I did that yesterday!" he says.

The psychic groans in exasperation, lifts up the crystal ball and shakes it vigourously. "Bloody thing's stopped again!"

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

HAHAHA!

GOOD ONE FRR!

Charlie Chaplin actually was idoled by Benny.
Benny came over to his house and found out Charlie Chaplin actually
idoled him as well!



R.I.P to the two.

 

[FraggleRockRock]

Yeah, I think I saw a documentary about benny that said that. OOH because I'm watching the joke day episode of Fraggle Rock (Forgot what it's called) Why did the radish kiss the banana?












'Cause it had a-ppeal!

Hehe, get it?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Rolls over laughing*

What do you call a saucer with a broken air vent?

Frying saucer!

XD