Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Ah, Valentine's Day, that wonderful day when lovebirds everywhere express their tender, undying love for one another...(sees others pretending to gag) Will you people knock that off?
Erin: Sorry, Storyteller, but where I come from, it's Singles Awareness Day.
Nora: Yeah...I mean, it's rough on the people who don't have dates. (steals a shy glance at Scooter)
Scooter: Well, my uncle likes it.
Nora: J.P. Grosse? How come?
Scooter: 'Cause he just bought twenty shares of stock in some greeting card company.
Beige: Figures...so what are we doing tomorrow?
Erin: Maybe a big pot of chocolate fondue and some silly movie...how's that?

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. I don't have any female roomies but i do have lots of female freinds around the dorms. I still haven't gotten any valentine cards for all my female freinds. Grover? Herry!

Grover: *runs in* Yes siree Kyle?

Herry: What is it boss?

*looks at Herry funny* Ok. If you don't mind Herry. Would you mind walking down to the store and getting...*counts on fingers*...6 i think. If you think of any more that i might have forgot get more then.

Herry: I'm on it. *head out the door to the store*

Grover: And me?

I want you tomorrow to hand them out for me. If you don't mind. Also i got your old cupid outfit from your mom the other day.

Grover: You got my old cupid outfit. That was back in grade school.

Yea. She told me about it. It was for a play you, Cookie, Ernie and Big Bird as well as Prairie playing the piano. But you don't mind do you?

Grover: Not at all. I love to. And i do look cute too. *holds hands up by face*

I know. Your the cutest monster here. Thanks very much Grover.

Grover: Alway for you Kyle. Good night. *hugs me*

*kisses Grover* Good night Grover.

As Grover head on to his bedroom a voice over starts saying the sponcers for the night. "Muppet Dorms has been brought to you today by the letters "E" and "T" and by the number "8." Muppet Dorms was a production of Muppet Central Forms. Good night."

 

[Beakerfan]

Hi, Alex. I was wondering. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, right? Well...tomorrow night, I was planning on having a candlelight dinner for one here in my room. Lefty, Newsie, and believe it or not, Harry all have dates. I'm having a catered seafood dinner...lobster, crab, clams, chowder...I can easily make it a candlelight dinner for two!

So...would you like to come down tomorrow night, and spend Valentine's Day with me?

Oh, I would love to.... but, I'm actually not going to be here much tomorrow. My grandmother's rosarie and vigil is tomorrow, and I've gotta help my family prepare for it (and the reception and stuff which is on Friday) after work tomorrow. I'm really sorry.

 

[BEAR]

(Cookie Monster pops up) Me have dinner with you, Tony! (rests head against his arm and strokes it sweetly)

 

[The Count]

*Wakes and scurries off to the common room's kitchen. *Leaves little baggies of hardened chocolate hearts on the doorknobs of each occupied room.
Happy Valentine's Day to those who have dates/relationships... And happy Friendship Day to every single body else!

 

[Winslow Leach]

(Cookie Monster pops up) Me have dinner with you, Tony! (rests head against his arm and strokes it sweetly)

Awwww...thank you, Cookie! Sure, you can come on in and have dinner with me! I hope you like seafood.

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Wakes and scurries off to the common room's kitchen. *Leaves little baggies of hardened chocolate hearts on the doorknobs of each occupied room.
Happy Valentine's Day to those who have dates/relationships... And happy Friendship Day to every single body else!

Happy Valentine's Day to you, Ed, and thank you very much for the candy!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Oh, I would love to.... but, I'm actually not going to be here much tomorrow. My grandmother's rosarie and vigil is tomorrow, and I've gotta help my family prepare for it (and the reception and stuff which is on Friday) after work tomorrow. I'm really sorry.

I totally understand, sweetie, and again, my sympathies go out to you and your family.

Would you take a raincheck? Say, maybe this weekend sometime? Saturday, after the award ceremony, perhaps? Or Sunday?

Let me know...and, if you'd like, you could specify what you would like to eat, and I'll send out for it.

Don't worry, I have easy ways to get the three stooges out of here, so you won't have to worry about getting blown up, forced to buy something you don't need, and/or listen to the ramblings of a newsman throughout dinner...

 

[Katzi428]

Yeesh...Valentines' Day.
Prairie:Yeah...I know.But would it help to know that Ed sent us some chocolate kisses?
Rosita:Besides,it's Friendship Day for those of us who aren't involved with someone else.
You're right.I didn't mean to sound like an old grouch.We have plenty of friends around here! So here's to Friendship Day!
the three of us clink our cups of hot chocolate together

 

[BEAR]

Awwww...thank you, Cookie! Sure, you can come on in and have dinner with me! I hope you like seafood.

Cookie: Me love to see food, but me love to eat it better!