Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *hears the explosion* Whoa! *opens the trap door* Everyone all right down there? YIKES! THERES TWO OF THEM! *slams the door and sits on it*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Do show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Claudia:
Well, it may not be a piano, Bunnie.
But I'm starting to think you three are about to make one heck of a discovery.

Bunsen:
(Looks slightly confused)
I'm puzzled.

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
(Points to the wannabe bigfoot near Tony)
I see a Yeti!

Bunsen:
Impressive.
Most impressive.

Do you really believe that will fool us again?

You're very similar to the boy who cried wolf, except you're the opposite gender-wise.
(Grabs a slice of pizza)

Oooh, behave won't you?

Claudia:
Bunnie, I'm serious!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's a freaking CAVEMAN!

Beaker:
(Feels chills go up his spine)
Meeep?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Don't listen to the child wonder, pinky.
She's just trying to get attention.

Claudia:
(Gets her pizza, and waves it threateningly at Newsie)
RUN YOU LITTLE HAIRY MAN!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

Bunsen:
Claudia, who are you talking toooo--oooooo...
Goodness gracious!

Beaker, fetch the net and a doggy treat!

Beaker:
(Looks at him questioningly)
Meee?

Bunsen:
You never know!

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um, like, hasn't anyone told you you need a shave?

Claudia:
(Chasing the poor Newsman all over the hall)
COME BACK HERE, YOU FREAK!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (sees the Newsie running around, rapidly changing into Crazy Harry) What the...? I thought he was in the...Newsie? Newsie? (looks around) Huh. Probably went to have that bite looked at.

Hey, I'll be right back! Gotta do something quick...

Tony runs to his room.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony enters his room, and knocks on the trap door.

Alex? Alex? You there?

 

[The Count]

*Gets back home... Pizza? Mmm, maybe a slice. Oh, all plain cheese? Then I'll pass. Plain pizza is the one kind I avoid. How can you leave the most perfect of culinary canvases blank like that? That's why I love to put toppings on it... Like pineapple and Canadian bacon...
Good thing we stopped at a McDonald's on the way home.

Night all, hope the craziness doesn't get too out of hand.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *shoves Sweetums off the door and opens it* Hey Tony! What's up?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hi, Alex. I was wondering. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, right? Well...tomorrow night, I was planning on having a candlelight dinner for one here in my room. Lefty, Newsie, and believe it or not, Harry all have dates. I'm having a catered seafood dinner...lobster, crab, clams, chowder...I can easily make it a candlelight dinner for two!

So...would you like to come down tomorrow night, and spend Valentine's Day with me?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Tackles Newsie)
Hello, Sasquash!
(Binding him with the net)

Bunsen:
To the laboratory!

Beaker:
(Nods)

Claudia:
(Carries Newsie away)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Ok Gobo that's great! I'll see you later!

*She wanders back over to Beth and Mokey*
Red: He said yes!
Mokey: I knew he would
Beth: It will be a great time.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Well, thanks for the welcome back everyone! Since everyone seems to be..um..going their own ways*nodds in the direction of Claudia dragging the captive newsman*, I think I'll head back myself.
Wembly: What about us?
You too. Well, good night everyone!
Gobo: Good night everyone, and thanks again!
Wembly: Yeah, thanks!
*We go back to our room for the night*