Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bryan: Yoohoo, everybody! I'm back!
Big Bird: Hi, Bryan!
Bryan: Hi, Big Bird! Happy Valentines Day!
Big Bird: Is today Valentines Day? Gosh, I better get busy. I have work to do.
Bryan: What do you mean?
Big Bird: Well...I was always told that Valentines Day is the day that you let your friends know how much you care about them. So, I'm going to go to my nest and draw pictures for all of my good friends here at the Dorms.
Bryan: That's a sweet idea, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Yeah, but don't let Snuffy come in for a while. I have a special one for him because he's my best friend.
Bryan: I'll do my best to block him.
Big Bird: Thanks! (skips off to his nest)
Bert: Bryan? There you are! See Ernie, I told you I heard his voice.
Ernie: Hi there, Bryan!
Bryan: Hey, guys! How were things in Ryan's room?
Bert: Weird, as usual.
Ernie: Khekhekhe! We had fun. Ryan's a great guy.
Bryan: He is.
Bert: Are you ready to go to the awards this weekend, Bryan?
Bryan: Yeah, I heard about that. I dunno. I was thinking of just watching it at home this year.
Ernie: Oh, come on, Bryan! We're all going. Even Rubber Duckie picked up his tux from Decked-Out Duckies.
Bert: Yeah, you've gotta go.
Bryan: Well, Beth did mention escorting Abby and Big Bird together. So that could be fun. I've just got so much to do.
Bert: No, you don't. You've done too much this week and you need some fun.
Bryan: I guess you're right. I'll go, but I need to order my tux now or I won't get one.
Bert: Already taken care of.
Ernie: Yeah, Snuffy is supposed to bring it by today.
Snuffy: Hey everyone! Here's your tux, Bryan.
Bryan: Thanks, Snuff!
Snuffy: Is Bird in his nest?
Bryan: Uh...yes! But you can't go in there right now!
Snuffy: Oh, okay...
Bryan: Did you have fun with Kyle?
Snuffy: Oh yeah. It was nice to spend more time with the Monsters. And I think Cookie Monster had a good time too.
Bryan: Say, where is Cookie Monster anyway?
Ernie: I dunno... He said something about having a date today.
Bryan: A...date?
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(In Tony's room...)
Cookie: This most romantic date me ever tasted! Thank you, Tony. You know way to Monster's heart.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Abby Cadabby flitters about leaving chocolates and glittery hearts at all the residents rooms from all of the girls in room 3. Happy Valentine's Day!*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Me: *opening door and starting to leave*
Gobo: Wait!
Me: *turning back* What's up?
Gobo: What's all this?
Wembly: Oh wow, it looks like some of our friends left some things for us.
*Noticing the bag of candy on the door, and the hearts and chocolates from room 3* They look like they're from Ed, and from Beth and the girls.
Wembly: Oh, that was nice!
Yeah, I'll have to be sure to thank them before I do anything else.
Wembly: What else were you planning on doing today?
Oh, not much. *avoids eye contact with Wembly and doesn't say anything else.*
*I start to walk twards Beth's room.*
Gobo: *whispering to Wembly* Hey Wembly, com'ere a minute.
Wembly: What is it Gobo?
Gobo: I think Kate's gonna ask someone to the awards cerimony, but I don't know who.
Wembly: Oh, so that's what else she's gonna do today.
Gobo: *in an unsettling impression of Lefty* Riiight!
*Meanwhile, I knock on Beth's door.*
Hey girls, thanks for the goodies. Happy Valintine's Day!
*Going on further to Ed's door.*
Just wanted to say, thanks for the chocolates! I'm sure they'll be great! Happy Valintine's Day!
*Practically sprints into common room, and rushes into elevator. Runs..I mean walks briskly to Claudia's room. Knocks.*
Hello? Claudia? Is anyone there?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Don't mind the ramblings of my demented roomie.
She's on a nervous breakdown, as you can clearly see.
Come in, come in!
Oooh, you look just dazzling today, Katie!
Is...that your name? Terrible memory, honestly!

Claudia prepared quite a tea!
Enough tea to satisfy the thirst of an elephant!
Hopefully Seymour didn't hear that.
I trust you all can keep a secret!
(Chuckles, escorting the guests into the room, passing them their drinks)

Claudia:
(In a bubble)
H-h-hello, guys!
C-c-come in!

Wait, don't come in!
Something bad might just happen to...
to...to..you, too!

Buckets dangling in the air, snickering as they soak you in lemon!
Lemon juice that burn your delicate eyes! Or maybe a crowd of angry cupid-wannabes charge after you with the purpose of ill intent!

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Threatens to pop the bubble with a needle)

Claudia:
(Runs like a gerbil around the room before going into the hall)
You'll never take me alive!

Bunsen:
(Looks on)
Tsstsstsst!

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes)
Meesheesh.

Bunsen:
Don't be shy.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Sweets are in the heart-shaped jar, if you'd like a nibble.

Oh, and what can I do you for?

 

[Winslow Leach]

(In Tony's room...)
Cookie: This most romantic date me ever tasted! Thank you, Tony. You know way to Monster's heart.

Ah, thank you, Cookie, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Although I must admit, I've never seen a fish dinner--or any dinner, for that matter, consumed so quickly...but at least you liked it, that's all that counts! Thank you for spending Valentine's Day with me, bud!

Here. When I found out you were coming, I went out and bought you a nice big bag of...veggies! Nah, just kidding! A bag of cookies! You should really share them with Bryan, and the rest of your roomies, but I have a feeling that bag will be gone by the time my door is shut.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Why yes Bunsen, most people call me Kate, but Katie is nice as well. Actually, it's Kathleen, so whichever variation you like. Mmm, thank you for the tea. Are you sure it was Claudia that made it?
Anyway, I'm here to ask Beaker a question. Beaker, would you, um, like to go to the awards cerimony with me on Saturday? I mean, I know you probably intendet to all go together as a group... Well, I don't quite know how to say this, but I guess if we went together Beaker, we would need a translater to accompany us, and I know Claudia, that you and Bunsen were planning on going together, so perhaps we could doubledate? Maybe we could even tripledate. Dr. Van Neuter, is Composta coming?

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Abby Cadabby flitters about leaving chocolates and glittery hearts at all the residents rooms from all of the girls in room 3. Happy Valentine's Day!*

Thank you, Abby, Red, Beth and your other roomies! Much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day, guys!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Meeep mee mee mee!
Mwooowooooo!
Meep meep.

Meeee mee meeee...
Mee meee mee meee mee!
Mee mee mee meeeee.


Bunsen:
In short, he'd be honored to have you as his date.
He says that he will gladly pick you up!
He's just so happy.
Aren't you, Beaker?

Beaker:
Yes, very much so.
I am pleased to go out with such a fine woman!

The room:
O_O -Eyes wide-

Claudia:
HE SPOKE!

Beaker:
I mean...er...meep?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yes, like totally.
We're gonna have a blast!
Ain't that right, powderpuff?

[From the other room, a happy growl is heard]

Claudia:
On my part.
It is just a friend thing.
I'm actually taken!
But sure!

Bunsen:
Beaker?

Beaker:
(Happily humming to himself)
Mee mee mee mee meee mee!

Bunsen:
Love-struck!

Claudia:
I hear a noise...
Do you all hear it?

Bunsen:
I do!
(Looks to his side)
Oh, yes.
(Newsie is dangling on wires)
I misplaced him...

Claudia:
(Takes the distraught Newsie down)
I'm sorry we confused you for a freak...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Good thing we cured you!
You looked repulsive!

Bunsen:
Run along!
(Pushes Newsie out of the room)

 

[Winslow Leach]

Newsie enters.

Newsie: Are you coming, or what?

Tony: Huh?

Newsie: I thought we were going down to the common room for pizza.

Tony: Uh...don't you remember what happened?

Newsie: Noooo...I remember following you out the door. I just turned around now, and you're back in here!

Tony: Newsie, you've been gone for almost 24 hours!

Newsie: What?

Tony: Don't you remember anything? Crazy Harry bit you last night...you turned into a Crazy Harry clone!

Newsie: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Tony: You turned into this mad, hairy thing...the scientists had you in their room all day today. Looks like your cured.

Newsie: Why, that's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard! And coming from you! I thought you were supposed to be smart!

Tony: Go and ask Claudia or Bunsen if you don't believe me. They were chasing you around the common room.

Newsie: Knock off the comedy, Tommy, it's not funny! (looks around) Hey, where are the others?

Tony: Harry's out on a date with Miss Mousey, and Lefty is out with some woman he claims "fell off a truck"...whatever that means.

Newsie: Oh no! Don't tell me...

Tony: Yep. It's Valentine's Day!

Newsie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was supposed to pick up my date at 4:00!

Tony: Well...you're a bit late, aren't you?

Newsie: And she has a worse temper than Mildred, if you can imagine that!

Tony: What are you gonna do?

Newsie: I'm going to hide under my bed, until the day is over.

Newsie falls to floor, and squirms under his bed.

Newsie: Anybody calls for me, tell them I'm not here!

Tony sighs, goes to his desk, and starts typing.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh Beaker, thank you! Oh I'm so happy!
*I through myself forward at Beaker, hoping he has quick reflexes and romantic tendancies.*
Hmmm, I've heard you speak English before. I don't know why you switch back and forth on occasion like that, whether you do it for a reason or you can't help it. Either way you speak, *sigh*, I love to listen to the things you have to say!