Ryan: *tiptoes into Dorm room quietly* Maybe if I'm not too loud they won't come back until tomorrow... and I'll get some peace and--
Sam: *jumps up from behind chair wearing a strainer on his head* RYAN!
Ryan: *jumps, tossing luggage everywhere* Sam! What the heck are you doing here?
Sam: No time to talk- *grabs Ryan by wrist and pull shim behind chair* They could be anywhere... they're insane, I tell you!
Ryan: *rolls eyes* Come on Sam, seriously, I'm tired.
Sam: *pulls Ryan back down*
Ryan: Oomph!
Sam: Do you want them to find us?
Ryan: *looks around room* Have you been here all weekend?
Sam: Once I realized what you had gotten me into.
Ryan: Sheesh. Sam, c'mon, nothing's gonna ha--
*wall explodes*
Ryan: Gimme one of those strainers!