Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *clings tightly to Claudia, still a little frightened*

Sweetums: *holds up a bazooka-sized super soaker* Let's do this!

Alex: *still in bed, wakes up to find Beaker standing at the side of her bed* Good moooorning Beaker! *sits up and squeezes him in a snuggley hug* It's so nice of you to come by! *ruffles his hair* I love the new look, too! *goes to the kitchen* Would you like some breakfast?

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (calling out the window of room 21 at the Furry Arms Hotel) Hello, Sesame Streeeeet!
Hoots: (perched just outside the window) Hey, hey, hey! Cool those pipes, my man!
Bryan: Hey, Hoots! Sorry.
Hoots: (chuckles) Don't sweat it. When did you get in?
Bryan: Late last night. Boy, was there a lot of traffic. Kathy, Rosita and Prairie Dawn caught a ride with me too, but it was too late in the evening for the girls to go home, so I booked them a room here at the Furry Arms. I hope they slept well. I know I did.
Hoots: Good! Well, I'm glad you made it and I know a certain other bird who will be happy you made it too.
Bryan: Big Bird.
Hoot: That's the one! Heheheh!
Bryan: I wonder what he's up to.
Hoots: Well...it's about that time in the afternoon where he gets a craving for something cold and smoooooth...
Bryan: A birdseed milkshake at Hooper's.
Hoots: Man, you're good!
Bryan: Haha! I'll catch ya later, Hoots.
Hoots: In a while, crocodile!

(At Hooper's...)
Big Bird: (sitting at the counter resting his head in the his hand/wing, sadly) Make it a double, Alan.
Alan: You're still sad about Bryan not being here, huh?
Big Bird: Isn't it obvious? He said he would come and he's not here.
Alan: Well, don't worry, Big Bird. I'm sure he'll get here soon.
(the bells on the door chime)
Bryan: Am I too late for the birdseed special?
Big Bird: Huh? (looks up) Bryan! You're here!
Bryan: Of course, I'm here. I wouldn't miss this trip for anything! Hi, Alan.
Alan: Good to see ya!
Bryan: How have you been?
Big Bird: Fine. I've visitted with some of my friends here who I don't get to see much, but mostly I've just been enjoying my nest. Beth, came and kept me company one day and we just watched the street. It was nice.
Bryan: Good!
Big Bird: But now that you're here we can have even more fun! Do you wanna go rollerskating in the park?
Bryan: Sure...
Big Bird: Come on! Bye, Alan!
Alan: Big Bird, what about your birdseed milkshake? (holding up the already prepared glass)
Big Bird: Sorry, Alan. Not now! You can give it to someone else! (drags me out of the store)
Alan: Who else on Sesame Street is going to drink a birdseed milkshake? (looks at the glass curiously) Hmm... (looks around to see if anyone is watching, then takes a small sip from the straw) Not bad...not bad at all...

 

[The Count]

*Comes in to Hooper's after Bryan and Big Bird left, just missing them or not realizing they were just there.

Hey Alan... Uh, could you please make an oatmeal milkshake for me? With raisins? Thanks. Really great to be here for a little while, Sesame Street always has so much to offer and learn from. Hope the gang will show up later in the week for the big sing-along. You know there's going to be a new balloon of Abby in the parade this year? That must be really exciting for her.
*Takes the glass with the shake from Alan and sips a bit, catching a few grains of oat and a raisin or two.

Mmm, delicious, thanks. *Pays Alan and sits at one of the outside tables, waiting for the Count to arrive with his bats to start counting.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Meep meep.
(Passes his hand through his shocky hair)
Meep meeeeep!
(Hands her a supersoaker)
Meep.

ILOVEYOUMEEP!
(Strikes a dramatic pose)

Claudia:
She's taken, loverboy.

Beaker:
(Falls over)

Claudia:
B-B-Beaker?
Alex, you killed him!

Bunsen:
Oh dear!
Beakie, speak to me!
(Gathers him into his arms)

Beaker:
(Coughs)
Goodbyemeep...

Claudia:
Don't go into the light!

Beaker:
Mee...mee...

Bunsen:
Oh snap out of it.
(Pats him)

Beaker:
MEEEEE MEEEE EMEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Gets into a musical)

Claudia:
Wow...
(Looks to Alex)
What did you do?

Bunsen:Tsstsst.

[LOL! Sorry, I am soooo silly]

 

[The Count]

*Srinklers go off at the dorms, soaking Beaker back to life and drenching Claudia to get her to post more art and fic and whatever.
Gonzo: Someone call?
No, go back to Ryan's and use ol' Maneuver 81a to get him to post more of PH or Top 100.
Gonzo: Yes sir! *The weirdo salutes, then commences dropping his watery ballooniated payload, while Camilla and other chickens cluck on to the tune of the Song of the Valkyries.

 

[Erine81981]

*walking down Sesame Street* This is one beautiful street.

Oscar: *pops up* What do you wan....its you. What do you want?

Hey Oscar. Beautiful day isn't?

Oscar: Too beautiful if you ask me. So what you doin'?

Just walking around the street. Enjoying the sun shine.

Oscar: Ahhh fooey!

Oh Oscar. Don't you enjoy anything around here?

Oscar: Nope. Don't like it.

You have to like something.

*music starts up*

Oscar: (spoken) As a matter of fact. There is something that i love around here. (singing) I love that honk(honk!), bang(bang!), whistle(whistle!) and crash(crash!)
that i hear in my neighborhood
Because that honk(honk!), bang(bang!), whistle(whistle!) and crash(crash!)
Makes me feel so good

I don't like the people
the girls or the boys
Give me some more
of that beautiful noise
That honk(honk!), bang(bang!), whistle(whistle!) and crash(crash!)
that i hear in my neighborhoooood!

(spoken) You know there some
other things that i like listening too
So keep your ears open
and i'll tell you about it

(singing) To hear a great...big....drill (sound of some drilling is heard)
Ahh what a thrill
A subway train.....roars....by (sound of a subway runs by)
I wanna sigh
To hear a big...dog....bark! (a big dog barks loud)
Sweet as a lark

And the honking of a car
and the banging of a door
Are things that i could listen
to for ever more

I love that honk(honk!), bang(bang!),
whistle(whistle!) and crash(crash!)
That i hear in my neighborhood
Because that (honk! honk! bang! bang! whistle! whistle! crash!)

I don't like the people
the girls or the boys
Give me some more
of that beautiful noise
That honk(honk!), bang(bang!), whistle(whistle!) and crash(crash!)
that i hear in my neighborhoooood!

Yes sir! That i hear
in my
neighborhoooooood! *laughs*

(Honk!
Bang!
Whistle!
Crash!)

Noise! I love it! *laughs*

*music stops*

I see. You take care Oscar. And don't hate people. Love them. *gives Oscar a big huge wet kiss*

Oscar: Ooooh! Don't ever do that again! *groans and slams the trashlid on his head*

 

[The Count]

*In the arbor area, counting bats... You know Count, I wonder if we should invite the neighbors from here in Sesame to Thanksgiving at the dorms.
Count: It vould be nice, so many more people and friends to count.
Yeah, kind of like in that one fanfic... Maybe it's one of the shorter ones by Sara or Melissa, I forget exactly which one now.
Count, remembering: Ah yes...

Well, at least I know what to get Oscar for Christmas. *Slight smile.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (on cell phone) Tell me what's going on...uh-huh...Gonzo...water balloons...Flight of the Valkyries...I see. (hangs up, starts whistling the theme from MASH)
Scooter: Business as usual, I take it?
Erin: Don't you know it.
Nora: I just hope they keep the water balloons away from any electronics.

(gang walks past Hooper's)

Scooter: (looking for wallet) Anyone up for milkshakes?
Beige: I could use one.
Nora: Me too.
Storyteller: But it's getting a little close to...oh, why not.

(gang reads the list of flavors on the door, makes a decision on what everyone will have, and heads in)

Erin: Hi, Alan...we'll take two Doozer stick shakes for Storyteller and Beige, one raspberry shake for Nora, one orange shake for Scooter, and a mint chip shake for me.

 

[The Count]

Huh? M*A*S*H theme music? Must be Erin, don't think Snowths is around here anywhere. Oh well... *Keeps listening to some music from the street on my computer's MC Radio feed with the headphones, making sure Count doesn't count any bats twice.

 

[Erine81981]

Over at Murray's parents house.........

Thanks for the lovely dinner Mrs. Monster.

Murray's Mom: Your so welcome. Murray tells me that you are his roomie at the dorms.

Yes mama.

Murray's Dad: He also tells us that Grover, Herry and Bruce stay with ya'll too.

Yes sir. Your son is such a nice and caring monster to ever be with in those halls of the Muppet Dorms. I really am glad to have got to meet him and have him live with me and the others.

Murray: Everyone there is so nice dad. They even have a football league too.

Murray's Dad: That sounds like fun. We should go mom.

Murray's Mom: It does sound like something that we haven't watched in a few years now. We used to go to the "Monster League Football" back when we lived in New Hampshire.

Murray: Thanks again mom, dad for letting me meet my freind Kyle.

Murray's Mom: Glad to know you have others who love you as much as we do.

Murray's Dad: Your one chip off the old block. *soft slug to Murray's shoulder*

Murray: Love you both. *hugs them and kisses them both* I guess it's time for me and Kyle to get back to our game of tag. We're going to stay up late.

I'm off. That's why. Thanks again Mr. and Mrs. Monster. Again glad to have meet you and your son. Ya'll take care and have a good week.

Murray's Mom: Your welcome anytime in our home, Kyle. Call us Murray.

Murray: Ok mom. Bye.

Bye.

Murray's Mom and Dad: Bye. *waves to us as we walk down the sidewalk*