Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Sweetums? I think maybe you should come with me. It's a little too weird around here if you ask me. *looks out the window thoughtfully, then takes Sweetums' hand and guides him back to her room*

Bean: Oh good you found Sweetums!

Alex: Yeah.... don't go in Ryan's room. There's something weird going on over there.

Bean: *already out the door, walking to Ryan's room*

 

[theprawncracker]

Sam: *grabs Bean and stuffs him in a pot for protection* Don't. Move.
Ryan: I'd do what he says.

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *squished into the pot, looks frightened* Um, Ryan, uh, sir? What's wrong with Sam? He's not - He's not going to... *gulp* Go postal? Uff, this pot is actually kind of comfy! *Snuggles into the pot as best he can, trying his hardest to look cuter than ever*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *shakes head* Sam, can I see the pot please? *takes pot* *hurls it out the door* Good night Sam.
Sam: You can't go to sleep! They might find you!
Ryan: I'll lock my door.
Sam: That's never stopped them before!
Ryan: I'll take my chances. Night.

 

[Erine81981]

At Ernie and Bert's Apartment basement.........

I feel like singing tonight. Anyone want to join in?

Ernie: That sounds like fun. Wanna joins us Bert?

Bert: *reading a book* It was the best of the oatmeal it was the worst of the oatmeal....what?

Ernie: Kyle wants to sing a song.

Bert: That's fine. As long as i don't hear it.

Berrt!

Bert: Can't i read without any interruptions?

Erine: Not with us Bert. Hit it Kyle!

*music starts up*

Me: Let's sing a song that everybody knows

Ernie: Ohhhh.

Me: A song that we've all heard before

Ernie: That's a good idea!

Me: A tune as simple we know how it goes
With simple word and nothing more

Ernie: Great!

Me: A steady rhythm and the harmony
Makes singing such an easy thing
Soooo, let's sing a song that everybody knows
So that everyone can sing
Let's sing a song that everybody knows..

Ernie: Hey hey Kyle? Wait i got one.

Me: Yeah?

Ernie: You wanna hear it?

Me: Sure.

Ernie: (spoken)Here it goes. (singing)The Bear went over the mountain (Me: That's a good one Ernie) The Bear went over the mountain, the Bear went over the mountaiiiin! To see what he could see. (spoken) Come on Kyle.

Ernie and Me: To see what he could see,
to see what he could see, Ohhhh the bear went
over the mountain, the bear went
over the mountaiiiin! To see what he could see

Ernie: *laughs*

Me: Oh great. Hey Ernie! I just thought of a good one.

Ernie: What?

Me: (spoken) How about this one? Listen. (singing)
Ooooh, the eensy weensy spider (Ernie: Oh yea!)
went up the water spout, down came the rain
and washed the spider out, out came the sun and
dried up all the rain, sooo the eensy weensy spider
went up the spout again.

Ernie: That was good but i got one (Me: *laughs)
everyone will know.
A B C D E F G (Me: Oh yea.)
H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V
W X Y and Z
Now i've sung my A,B,Cs
next time won't you
sing with me.
(spoken) That was the alphbet song.

Me: Very nice Ernie.

Ernie: Thank you.

Me: Hey i got one.

Ernie: What?

Me: And even if you
never heard it the
words are really easy

Ernie: Oh boy oh boy

Me: So so get this one.

Ernie: Ok here we go.

Ernie and Me: George Washington Bridge
George Washington Washington Bridge
George Washington Bridge
George Washington Washington Bridge

Bert: *looking up from his book* Guys.

Ernie and Me: (sadly singing)
George Washington Bridge
George Washington Washington Bridge

Bert: Cut that out guys! Oh real cute guys.

Ernie and Me: (happily singing) George Washington Bridge
George Washington Washington Bridge,
Oooh, let's sing a song that everybody knows
A song that we've all heard before
The tune is simple we know how it goes
With simple word and nothing more

A steady rhythm and the harmony
Makes singing such an easy thing
Soooo, let's sing a song that everybody knows
So that everyone can sing
So that everyone can siiingggggg!

*music stops*

That was sure fun Ernie.

Ernie: Oh you know with me and Bert. You can always know we're going to have fun. Isn't that right buddy Bert? *hitting Bert's arm*

Bert: *groans* Why do i do anything. I can't ever get peace and quite around here.

Me and Ernie laugh as we leave the room

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *flying through the air in the pot* CRASH!* Oof! *walks back into his room, trying to hold back tears* Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. *crawls into bed* Sniff.... Sniff.....

 

[The Count]

*Note arrives at the dorms, addressed to Ryan and Alex.

Hey guys... Hope you're OK on your own back home. Dunno how Sam got away from my sis, but no worries, we won't be coming back until next weekend, probably Saturday evening or Sunday afternoon at the latest. Take care and see ya soon.

Ed "The Count".

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[They arrive with the use of a teleporter]

Claudia:
(Kicks down the door with her combat boots, clad in white dictator uniform. Puts on her dictator cap quietly and holds a water gun)
Come out, Sam!
I've yet to blast you to the next century!
Be a patriot, and fight like a man!

Bunsen:
You mean bird.
(Dressed as a general)

Claudia:
Hah, of course, Bunnie.
(Clears her throat, so as to cover up her giggly nature)

Beaker:
(Dressed as a soilder)
Meep!

Bunsen:
Why must I be dressed this way?
I feel so silly! I seem so bare without my labcoat.

Claudia:
But, we're in a war!
(Wanders through the hall with maniacal laughter)
The little Colombian gal, fell into the river...
Lalalala...

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *still wearing foil hat, bursts out of his room wearing army fatigues* Captain Sweetums reporting for duty, ma'am! *salutes*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I have an alley!
(Glomps Sweetums)
Now, where is my dear Alex?

Beaker:
(Gasps happily at the sight of Sweetums. Abandoning his post, he runs off to find Alex)

Claudia:
Beaker will be in charge of that.

Bunsen:
Hello, Captain Sweetums!
(Chuckles)

Claudia:
A pot?
Rabbit stew?
BEAAANNN!
This.Means.War.
SUPER SOAK THEM!
(Whips out a supersoaker)
(Takes him out of the pot)