Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (disappointed) Oh. Oh...we missed Beau and the guys moving out. I'm sorry to see him go.
Fozzie: Sure will be quieter without him here.
Piggy: And less weird.
Catherine: Piggy! That wasn't very nice.
Piggy: (sulkily) But it was true.
Kermit: (trying to wrestle the conversation back on topic) Okay--they point is, that we, um, missed them.
Fozzie: And we'll miss them.
Piggy: Yeah. Whatever.
Catherine: Yeah, but we'll see them around the boards, okay? Just not the dorms. And we've been getting new neighbors, too. Bunsen and Beaker just moved in a little while ago....
Kermit: Oh--that would explain the skid marks in the hall.
Fozzie: And the smell.
Piggy: (sigh) Never a shortage of weirdos. I'm going to get ice-cream.
Catherine: Fine. Let's all go.
(Everyone goes down the hall, but Miss Piggy comes bustling back by herself in a few.)
Piggy: Kissy, kissy, mon chere Beau--vous will be missed!

 

[Katzi428]

>>writing an Email from home to Bryan and the gang<<
To:BEAR@MCDORMS.edu
From:Katzi428@yaddayadda.com
Subject:Still alive & breathing
Hi gang!
Just wanted to let you know that I'm still sill not feeling better,but I'm hanging in there.Bry...I'm pretty sure I gave you enough money for Gaffer's Kitty Krunchies.If not,then too bad! No...just kidding. Prairie & Rosita get their checks this Friday from Fran's Fragrant Flowers.So,girls?If Bry's short on cash,help him out please?Thank mew.(heehee!).
I'll be leaving for NY on Friday & coming back next Tuesday.So Bryan,if you and Ed want to discuss Prairie Rosita & Gaffer staying with him for a few days to give you a break,that's OK with me.
(((HUGS to all))))
Kath

 

[Erine81981]

Oh i almost forgot about Ryan's room. *runs over to Ryan's room* Hey Ryan! Hows things going? I was going to ask did you still need some help with your room? Need me to still call Biff and Sully?

Herry: I know i could help out too. I'm real good at hammering and sawing too. I'll be here if you need some help.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (listening to hubbub in Claudia's room) But the effect is sadly temporary.
Storyteller: Sadly temporary. (sigh)
Nora: What on earth happened in there?
MN: Your guess is as good as mine. (gets up) I could use a bit of gelato right about now.
Nora: But I think the shops are closed.
Storyteller: True, yes, but we do have that excellent ice cream maker on the counter.
MN: Which was in use on the very day we moved in, as I recall. What flavor do you guys want?
Nora: Your call.
MN: Hmm, hmm...here's a good one. Raspberry, chocolate and hazelnut.
Storyteller: Oh, good heavens, I think I just gained ten pounds hearing that.
MN: (rummaging around for ingredients) Oh, live a little.

 

[The Count]

Already taken care of Kyle... Prawny had Biff and Sully come yesterday and fix his and Clifford's room fright up. So just enjoy these...
*Hands out some chocolate chip cookies I got in the mail from my mom today.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Oh, hey Kyle. No, Biff and Sully came over and fixed things up. Thanks though, guys!

 

[Erine81981]

Ryan: Oh, hey Kyle. No, Biff and Sully came over and fixed things up. Thanks though, guys!

I'll right Ryan. Thanks Ed for the cookies.

Herry: Just to let you know i'll be ready for anything.

 

[ZootyCutie]

Okay guys, from the top.

Maddie: What's the big idea?
Yo, Janice!
I said sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
I said sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down

Janice: Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Loves gonna get you down.

Dr. Teeth: I went walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
'Cause loves gonna get you down.
Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a downright bore
Jesus loves her but she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down.

Lips: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.

Zoot: Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you let her go
'Cause love only gets you down.
Take a look at a boy like me
Never stood on my own two feet
Now I'm blue as I can be
Oh, love only got me down.

Maddie: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh loves gonna get you down.

Janice: I was walking with my momma one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
Or loves gonna get you down.

Dr. Teeth: Sing it!
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Loves gonna get you down
Sucking to hard on your lollipop
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, loves gonna get you down.

Lips: Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
Zoot: If she loves you let her go
'Cause love only gets you down.

All: Waa-oh waa-oh waa-oh lollipop
Waa-oh waa-oh waa-oh lollipop
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
oh loves gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
oh loves gonna get you down

 

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: COOKIES!
Beth: We're supposed to share those you know
Cookie: Ok, me share with you
Beth: Thanks

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Hey Count. I will be here for you to count on.

Herry: Me too.

Murray: And me.

Maurice: And also me too.

And i'll be here too. I can't wait for this little party for the 13 of friday. Just hope nothing goes wrong.

Murray: Oh yea. That's right. Tomorrow is the friday the 13th day. This is going to be a weird tomorrow. *starts bitting his fingers*

Herry: Don't worry Murray. We'll all be here together.

Maurice: And with friends too.

I am hungry and don't know what to do for lunch?