Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <looks around> ...Sometimes, I wish I could blink...
Lisa: <hiding from Jimmy behind Prawnie> <whispers> Brig. I think pirates call prisons brigs.
Robin: <looks around> <shakes head>
Lisa: <Gasp> Prawnie! The hole! The hole to Christy's room! He could get out through there! WE'VE GOTTA FIX THAT HOLE!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: You know we never did fix that hole to Christy's room...
Bobo: Oh, oh, I know! It just has that sofa in front of it.
Bo: ...You knew that?
Bobo: Oh, yes sir, I just didn't want to mention it.

Beau: *aims hairdryer at freezer*
Bean: Great! Now we can build a boat and float out!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *gasp!* Argh! Gonzo! Get ye to that hole! Fix it shut!
Gonzo: Aye, aye Cap'n Prawn! *darts off into Christy's room* *shields eyes at Skeeter coming out of the shower* Sorry about this! *uses Christy's bed to plug hole* There, all done.
Meanwhile...
Ryan: Argh, and Robin, m'lad? Try nictitating membranes, they can change yer life. Argh.

 

[Leyla]

Leyla: Lieutenant Jimmy, we have a situation! There's a hole... there's a hole... there's a hole in the bottom of the se- I mean... there's a hold that needs patching! Now, I need you to go fetch a few more planks... Jimmy.

Jimmy: <to Lisa> Hi there, sweet thing. I see ya over there. Listen, if you ain't busy er nothin'-

Leyla: JIMMY! OVER HERE, PRONTO!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Quick, move the sofa, move the...
Bobo: *lifts sofa* Uuch...where'd cha want it?
Bo: Anywhere Bean is.
Bean: *leaps in front of the hole to Christy's room* We cannot leave! We must stick together!
Bobo: *drops sofa on Bean, in front of hole*
Bo: We need another exit...
Beau: *still chipping at freezer*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: ...<stares at Prawnie>... Argh?
Lisa: <steps out from behind Prawnie> <slaps Jimmy> Get to work! Do as you're told! Quit yer lollygaggin! <Mutters> Lilly-livered scoundrel... Where's my Cap'n Jack Sparrow voice when I need it?

 

[The Count]

All of youz back to your rooms. That's an order!
Bo, just use the hole between your room and Christy's to get out, she's not there at the moment so it's safe to crawl through.
Not sure if you could come to dorm parties though. You'd be welcome here of course... But I'm trying to keep the dorms thread for only the people who are registered as residents to post in, thereby avoiding any outside parties coming here, either asking about the dorms or causing nonsensical vandalism with their idiotic graffiti.

Hope you can understand... It'll be explained better when the rules are reposted at the anniversary. In any case, we all thank you for being a resident here at the dorms.
Now give him a farewell salute.
*Penguin cannons fire off sixteen times in honor of Bo.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *slides out beside ths sofa, into Christy's room, and out the door*
Beau: *keeps chipping, then turns around to find everyone gone* Ooh...another ice age?
Bobo: *squeazes out of the room with Bo* It was nice knowig you buddy. *slaps Bo on the back, throwing him accidently out the door*
Bo: *lands in a taxi-cab* Perfect...
Bean: *turns around from the driver's position* Where to, sir!

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *walking through the college doors with a massive heavy box, its so heavy he drops it after a few steps, panting*

Gloat: *walks up behind* Sure you dont want help?

Adam: you wont be able to lift this, its far to heavy, and your even shorter than me

Gloat: Why dont I get Boppity?

Adam: He said he was having a bubble bath, but knowing him he's ended up lost and is now on the roof of the building, you should be hearing something falling down the air vents in a minute

Gloat: Oh

Adam: So now i need to somehow get this to my room *tries to lift it and walks a few more steps before dropping it again*

Gloat: Why not hire a forklift?

Adam: no

*Sounds of something falling down a metal vent in the wall*

Adam: Oh, there he is

 

[Erine81981]

Outside the dorms........

*kicks at the door* OW!

Herry: No no Kyle. This is how to do it. *kicks door to the dorms which flies off* And that's how you do it.

Whoa.

We all step inside

Grover: Helloo everybodieeeeeee!

Murray: We are back in service.

A trashcan with furry green legs walk in, "Where are we?"

Maurice: We are back at the dorms.

Oscar: *pops out* What? We're not at Kyle's anymore?

Nope. We are back here.

Oscar: Why? I was really enjoying myself....uh i mean i hated it out there. Oh well. *trashlid slams*

Ok guys. To our room!

Grover: That is only a few feet away, Kyle.

I know.

We all head to our room to finally get settled in