After some insistance, I tried a burger today with seven beef patties and seven slices of cheese that was saturated in grease.
That was just a couple of hours ago, but I feel funky already; if I don't die of a heart attack first, I'll probably move into the bathroom tonight.
Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure
@LittleJerry92 would probably risk a heart attack and moobs to give it a try himself.