The corny joke thread

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Why doesn't Handy Manny have a girlfriend?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

When Batman sings his own theme song does he go "Nananananananana ME!"? .

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Why doesn't Handy Manny have a girlfriend?

Why not?

 

[dwayne1115]

Why couldn't Cinderella play Basketball? She ran away from the ball!!!

 

[Mary Louise]

How did Papa Bear order breakfast?

"Please, porridge hot!"

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What did Charlie Brown say when he had to study a Middle Eastern country for Geography class? I got Iraq!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I can't help but think that with her twisted sense of humor, mean attitude, and last name connection Angelica is the one who came up with Adult Swim's Mr. Pickles

 

[D'Snowth]

Nah, it seems to be a common dog name. My aunt and uncle's weenie dog's name also happens to be Mr. Pickles.

 

[Mary Louise]

What did Kermit say when he heard Jim Henson had died?

Nothing. He croaked.

 

[ConsummateVs]

The "Mahna Mahna" song has over 80 million views on YouTube. I guess you could say it's a...

global phenomahna?

Wocka-wocka!

(Sorry if someone already did this one... )