The corny joke thread

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What would you call it if The Penguin from Batman joined a marching band? March of the Penguin

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What did He-Man say when he picked up a daisy? I HAVE THE FLOWER!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I once told my immature 7 year old cousin to check out YouTube Poop. The next day, I caught him trying to flush his laptop down the toilet.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I heard this one on Robot Chicken a few nights ago:

What is the name of an educational rap group? Equal E and MC Squared

 

[ConsummateVs]

Why did Sonic quit his job at Domino's?
"I think I'm more cut out for fast food."

 

[LittleJerry92]

How do you think Bad Bart got his name on Sesame Street?

He really loved The Simpsons.

 

[Froggy Fool]

How do you think Bad Bart got his name on Sesame Street?

He really loved The Simpsons.

No. Stop it.

Anywho...

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

 

[cjd874]

Not sure if I've posted this before, but here goes:

: Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
: Sherbert!

 

[LittleJerry92]

What does Naruto say to those who don't agree with what he says?