The corny joke thread

[Mary Louise]

If you found a $20 bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have?

Somebody else’s coat.

 

[Mo Frackle]

How did Ebeneezer Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed.

 

[snichols1973]

There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that can't count.

 

[MuppetSpot]

What's a ghost favorite dessert?
Boo-Berry pie.

 

[snichols1973]

I went to the grocery store the other day and noticed a Disney Frozen dinner; it only turned out to be a dinner tray full of ice cubes, snow, and carrots....

 

[Mo Frackle]

Hey, Pope John-Paul! And his brother, Pope George-Ringo!

 

[beatnikchick300]

Not sure if this one has been used but...

What's so great about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus!

 

[Mo Frackle]

Why don't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're dead.

 

[D'Snowth]

Here's one I just made up:

What's Santa's favorite cut of fries?

 

[cjd874]

Here's one I just made up:

What's Santa's favorite cut of fries?

Kris Kringle-cut fries!