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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.
Gee. How did I know you'd add something like that?
Great minds think alike
Obsessed Muppet Fans think alike.
You're in a crowd where different conversations are going on, and when someone calls for silence, you're tempted to start talking about nudity. (This actually happened yesterday. I didn't say anything, but I thought about it!)
...If when someone on a forum simply posts "Link?" you resist the temptation to reply "Strangepork?"
...If you don't do well at holiday dinners because the sight of anyone pouring gravy over their food sends you in uncontrollable bursts of laughter thinking of Ernie pouring gravy over a mashed banana with ice cubes.
...If any day where watching Muppets is a planned part of the schedule, you go around singing "It's just another manic Mupday"
If you want to finish the song lyrics "Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too" with "C'mon it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you."
I think of Robin the Frog if I was ever sitting halfway down the stairs.
You give an 8 hour speech about Muppets to every house guest.
If you joined facebook just to be friends with Muppets
If you joined Google+ just to talk to Muppets
If someone sings a song, that the Muppets have sang before, you say, "The Muppet Version was better."
When you sit at a campfire, you have the urge to sing, "I'm going to go back there someday."
When you go shopping, you often say things like, "Oh, Miss Piggy would wear that." And "Fozzie would love that!"
Every year for Halloween, you dress as a Muppet.
Before people come to your house for Christmas, you pour water in front of the door, and wait for it to freeze, just so you have the chance to say, "Watch out for the icy patch!"
You can only recognize celebrities that worked with Muppets.
You agree that Celebrities are not a people.
Your first words, were, "Wocka Wocka"
...you always use a Link Hogthrob voice while carving the Christmas turkey
YMBAOMF if you went to every Jim Henson, Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock exhibit so far in the whole entire universe.
...and also if you speak in Mock Swedish while driving to work with your eldest son.
YMBAOMF if you were cursed by a gypsy and started talking neer-gorsh-beer de hur de bork bork bork!
You like to blow up people's desks.
You haven't changed your socks in three days.
You can't believe your brother is actually taking you to the Muppet Studios.
You know who Rhonda Hansome is.
you secretly keep an electric iron in your kitchen in the hopes that you'll have to prepare pressed duck for dinner
you say to yourself, "Everyone makes mistakes..." when you spill a glass of milk all over the floor
you ask people if Wig Racing or Blindfolded Racing will be events in the next Olympics
when people give you gifts or extra money, you say "You are much too generous" in Vendaface's voice
YMBAOMF if you went entered Fraggle Rock and then when you got there, you start singing "Dance your cares away, Worries for another day. Let the music play down at Fraggle Rock".
YMBAOMF if you think the above actually happened.
I'm not quite sure how that makes someone AOMF (rather then "crazy"), but alright.
YMBAOMF if whenever you hear the song "I Saw Three Ships", you automatically think of the Count.
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