You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

YMBAOMF you were singing "Sing a Song" softly to yourself in the middle of class.

YMBAOMF if every time you listen to music, you're reminded of when the Muppets covered that song. If it isn't a song that the Muppets covered, you start thinking of a sketch to go with it.

YMBAOMF if you hum ANY Muppet/Fraggle/Sesame/Other song in the middle of anywhere.

YMBAOMF if you sang "Happy Feet" while tap dancing in the middle of anywhere.

YMBAOMF if you one of the million Muppets who will be marching down Washington DC on November 3rd, 2012, to protect Big Bird and other Sesame St. characters from funding cuts for PBS.

...if you find yourself hoping that a return of "One Life to Live" would be called "That's TWO, Two Lives to Live - Ah Ha Ha!"

YMBAOMF if you don't eat at Chick-Fil-A

YMBAOMF if, when someone says phenomena or any word resembling mahna, you say "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo"

YMBAOMF if you see the Muppet performers as bigger people than celebrities who are always in the news. If I met a Muppet performer, I'd probably pass out from excitement. But if I met another celebrity, like say, the President, I wouldn't think of it as a big deal.

OMG!!! FRANK OZ!!!


*Adele shows up*

Oh. Hey Adele.



LOL


YMBAOMF if:


Miss Piggy does something, you have to do it.

If someone's lost, you suggest Harry Krishna

You wanna play a banjo just cuz Kermit does.

You try to write material for Fozzie Bear

You're Elmo and you know it.

Yep, you nailed it.

I have another word: synonymous

YMBAOMF if you thought the Jim Henson Company produced every puppet television show, movie, and commercial EVER in the whole entire universe.

YMBAOMF if you think the world will be better if the Jim Henson company produced all television shows, movies, and commercials.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You get advice and follow it from Kermit
You cry during im going to go back there someday in the Muppet movie

YMBAOMF if you say "Ah ah ah" after solving each Math problem in school.

YMBAOMF if you were a waiter singing "Granada" and dropping the customer's food while dancing.

YMBAOMF if, when you're teachers says "now, this is what we call...", and you feel like saying, "The Muppet Show".

YMBAOMF if you imagine chickens on a well dressed moose.

Hi girls!

YMBAOMF if you think "wembling" should be an official word.
Or you use it so much you think it's official.