They've only Got One Another: A Muppet Christmas Story

>Takes Lisa's point< >tries to to enter into my psyche< >is again distracted by the fact that Lisa is actually talking about writing stories around Scooter, which would be a dream come true for me< So, it was ReneeLouvier who started this whole Sara deal? Eh-heh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind. Well we'll see about this then...and by the way, in which story did he run away from home? Not that I would, you know, scurry off like a rabid monkey for a Lisa story written about my favorite character and forget everything else that was important in my life.

Thank you much Mr. The Count!

<Giggles!> <Hugs the cute little We Got Us> Sadly, the story in which Scooter ran away isn't on MC. It's saved on my computer as "Big City," because I don't really bother to give my stories real titles unless I actually post them, and it was a strange universe in which the Muppets who HAD gotten together were living in an abandoned building, and Rowlf was the only one with a steady job, and they could barely pull together enough money to eat every day, but they were happy... and meanwhile Piggy was an executive living in a high-rise apartment, and she was miserable... and other complicated things like that, with Scooter at some point nearly freezing to death, except that he ended up being just fine, largely because some nice lady pig always gave so generously to the cute banjo-playing frog she sometimes passed on the street.

ANYway... At some point, I'll see what I can do about posting that Scooter-centric story I have in mind...

And in the meantime, I have a job application to fill out... and a Christmas story to finish! (And so do you, by the way.)

What she said.

Lisa: I couldn't like that idea more!! >hugs for even thinking of it!!<
Bo: That's what...oh never mind.
Count: With all due respect, what on earth is RHLC and SWAEHB? And I'm assuming penguin cannon is somewhat more painful than a muffin?

RHLC is the Richard Hunt Lovers Club... or something like that? SWAEHB (which I am a member of) is Steve Whitmire Admirers, Especially His Behind.

...Yes. <Giggles> It's a long story, and you can enjoy it all right here in this thread I dug up for you! http://www.muppetcentral.com/forum/threads/swaehb-swaehb.17596/ Oh, the embarrassing things Beau posted in that thread...

Nooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo!!!!!

<cackles evilly>

As if you would post that in front of the new kids! Now my reputation is shattered, shattered I tell you!

Shattered, my left foot! Look at how well that thread displays your writing skills... <snicker>

I certainly *will* shatter your left foot (pardon the imagery) if that will make you stop spreading such terrible rumors about my having created mental images of Steven Whitmere...wait...did you even mention that? (Also, doesn't your left foot belong to someone else?)

Terrible rumors? WHAT terrible rumors? I'm just spreading joy and entertainment... that was once provided by you... that's all! Just passing these things on to the next generation... you know, for posterity!

(And no, it's my RIGHT foot that belongs to Nyssa. Not to be confused with the foot that you still need to thank...)

Things that should be passed on to the next generation are things like wisdom, respect for wildlife and family recipes that make no sense because at some point the pages got stuck together and no one noticed...not so much the semi-stalkerish behavior of their forfathers around celebs. (also: SWAEHB!)

(Yeah...I must remember to thank that foot some day...I imagine it would get a kick out of it...[Get it? Kick? Foot? That's funny! <Badoomcha!>])

Well yes, but how are we supposed to pass on the love of bagels if we don't pass on the tales of stalker-ish behavior? Besides, there's plenty of comedy in there, too, and quality entertainment, and... um... And bagels. Lots of bagels.

Hmmm...bagels...Did we leave some cream cheese in that thread too? Because if we did, I'm heading over there. I'm hungry. (Although its beginning to look like there's plenty of Muffins in this particular thread...)

I have no idea. If we did, I hope we left it in a refrigerator or something. Otherwise, I'm sure it went bad a long time ago, and bears more resemblance to a science project than food. (Although with Muppets, it's hard to tell those apart sometimes.)