"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

How dare you! I should bite your ear!! But I won't, as I am far too glamarous. *adds lipstick to teeth* There, now I'm ready to face the public. Come on, brother dearie.

 

[minidoozer]

*Shows up in the office with Vibs on her arm*

Hey my little Viq!

*Hands him a lollipop that tastes of crayon and picks him up*

Now we're going after your daddy sweeties.

*Puts both of the twins in a double pushchair*

Come on, we'll follow your dad.

*Follows Mr. Moppet*

 

[Beauregard]

How many times, Dan-Dan, I am not your...never mind. *gets dragged down the road after a running Dan*

Hold your horses! And that was not a pet suggestion...I can't imagine anything worse than a horse...or a yak..

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan and Father are in DanDan's huge lemon*

Oh what fun, we can play car games. I spy, with my little eye. Something beginning with backseat *looks at backseat and nearlly drives into a wall*

 

[Beauregard]

Ahhhhh! Dan-Dan, this is not funny! *points to face* Do I look like I am laughing? Oh, lord, I've been kidnapped by a crazed animal-seeking blue-skinned weirdo that thinks hes my kin...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Now now, let's not name-call. Besides, we're here now.
*parks lemon*
Here we are...the public library. Oops...wrong building
*gets back in lemon*

 

[minidoozer]

*Follows the big lemon running elegantly and really fast in her high-heels with the pushchair*

Almost there...

*Gives each of the twins a lollipop that tastes of camera*

 

[Beauregard]

No, stop! Stop this lemon and let me out back at the the last stop of classic literature...*sigh*...Why me?

*looking out the...are there wondows in this lemon?*

Miss Mingopip, don't dwardle, get here and help me...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

No no, none of that
*puts foot down and the lemon speeds faster and faster*
Mwah ha ha! Death by lemon!!

 

[Beauregard]

If you keep shouting it will be "deaf" by Dan-Dan...actually, that sounds rather foreboding...where is Mother when you need her?

*tries to talk to Dan-Dan and distract him*

Did you know that uncouth Americans in Movies have lemon in their tea?