Role Play: Muppets Go Camping - Mountain Muppets

[Fozzie Bear]

*Hears voices from the direction of the light.*

Oh, boy! Now, I see a light at the end of the tunnel AND I hear voices.

*The lights in the cave begin reflecting off of something sparkly in the cave walls.*

There they are! The sparklys!!

 

[McFraggle]

Wow! Fraggle Rock is really nice.

 

[Erine81981]

Gonzo:Oooh, what are Gorgs?

There really big giants. There more furry looking then most giants are.

There friendly. We get radishes from them.

Thanks to them thats where Doozers get there building supplies from.

Radish dust. Good eatting.

Wow! Fraggle Rock is really nice.

Thanks there Rowlf. We all love this place.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

JEB: Hey, lookie yonder! 'em 'ere's what we s'posed to be diggin for!
Zebediah: Yeah, bro! Still, I feel like we bein' followed!
JEB: Fergit that! Let's dig some o' these gold out of here!

*Peeks around the corner and into the light.*
Hiya! Who's there, I can't see pass the light.

JEB: It's a B'AR!
ZEB: RUN!
JEB: NAW! SHOOT!!

*Double takes...* Shoot?! AHHHH!! *Runs away back down toward Fraggle Rock.*

ZEB: GIT 'IM!!
They run after Fozzie toward the Rock.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

P&G come running back.

Gunge: What's happening?!?!
Philo: Yeah we heard the gunshot all the way from the Gorg's garden!

 

[McFraggle]

There really big giants. There more furry looking then most giants are.

There friendly. We get radishes from them.

Thanks to them thats where Doozers get there building supplies from.

Radish dust. Good eatting.



Thanks there Rowlf. We all love this place.

No problem man.

 

[Erine81981]

*hears Fozzie coming that way*

Come on guys. We can escape through here.

Gobo calls out to the other Fraggles.....

FRAGGLES HIDE!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Starts trying to climb into a hole that's too small.*

I have GOT to call Jenny Craig!! Haaaaa!

*Hears foot steps running down the cave toward the Rock.*

Oh! AAAHHHH!!!

*Follows the others in a frantic escape to hide.*

*The hole is way too small for the hillibillies Jeb and Zebediah, but they start kicking at the rocks and moving them aside and finally enter the cave we know as Fraggle Rock.*
JEB: Zebediah! Lookit! We done found us a big ol' hole!! We can hide from the law down here forever and not EVER be found!!
Zebediah: Ay-eeee! Shore enough, brother!!

*Then, a fraggle is spotted as he runs for cover.*

Zebediah: Look yonder, brother, at the size of that rat!!

*With a blast of his rifle, Jeb fires on the 'rat' Fraggle, missing it.*
Jeb: I used to be a better shot in my younger days!
Zeb: Yup, too bad you got old!

Narration:
OH! Who can help our friends now???!
As I recall, the two hillbillies were followed into the cave by someone who stayed behind when the Muppets all rolled down into the cave...

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Philo: Oh, no! Gunge it was good knowin' ya!
Gunge: Is that the best you could say.
Both: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (run off the fear to catch up with Gobo)
Gunge: What do we do?
Philo: Call the Wolf!
Gunge: No more Pulp Fiction for you.

 

[Erine81981]

Oh I hope Uncle Matt is ok? *worries*

I've never been this afried before.

Hope theres someone who can help us?