(comes running)
Yeah! Fellas! Sorry I'm late. Heard what I won along the way. Too bad about the theater, no? Well, sorry about only showing up now. I know I'm supposed to be fast, but this time I was slow!
(cricket chirps)
Well, whatever. Thank you very much for voting me Fastest Poster, and Best New User from the Past Year. It really means a lot to me, as I've never won an award before in my life. Oh, and thanks for that third one, but it's a bit of a redundancy. Why? ELMO'S ALREADY IN MY CAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
See you later! I've got some horror movies to rent. Wonder if he'll still be smiling after those, eh? Heh heh heh...
(gets in car, and takes off with a little red menace in the back seat, pounding on the window)