Wow... it really seems like you genuinely liked the film, saw it too many times, and just saw the flaws after the second time.
The review basically says "WAAAA! This isn't the first three movies! I wanted something EXACTLY like the first three movies and I didn't get it." I'm sorry, but that's what it said. Let's face it, no matter how good they try to make a film, we're NEVER going to get the first three movies. We didn't with MCC, MTI, or MFS... we didn't with any of the telefilms, we got close with this one, but no cigar...but closer than most of those ever were.
All and all, it points to crummy overediting to fit a 90 minute easily digestible forced time frame. Everything just falls short BECAUSE there wasn't any room to finish anything, even though the original script obviously finished half the concepts off. I REALLY want a Donner cut of this movie, I want to hear a statement saying "Disney and the theater conglomerates wanted this to be fast" from the writers... but we'll probably never see that.
Like I said, would we be any happier if Kermit was an all but personality devoid corporate mascot/contractual obligation that's barely important to the plot like in MFS, or have the characters reenacting yet another old story with some B-list actor getting even more screen time than all the humans in this movie combined? I'd shudder to think we'd even be excited with it.
What really honks me off is the "NYyyyy-I HATE the music, it reminds me of blah blah blah" bit. Those were supposed to be a nice little nod, little fanboy nuggets for us to smile over. They could have very easily ignored the rest of those films ever existed.
I'm sorry, but it's painfully obvious that the only people who don't like this movie are obsessive compulsive film student dorks who basically nitpick at nits that needn't be picked, when every other kiddy film out there, even some of the good ones...even some of the relatively not bad ones all seem like they're written and filmed with the entire crew on Speed, Pixie Sticks, and Red Bull all mashed together into a little paste. A couple things make this film not like a film that was made 30 something years ago, when... let's face it, only a handful of indie films and low key Oscar bait are written like that.
Sure, the movie could have been better, but think of it this way... it could have been an unbearable, unwatchable piece of garbage that makes the Smurfs Oscarworthy. And if no one thinks that the movie wouldn't have been a little manic no matter who wrote it, they're kidding themselves.
Oh, and I LOVE the comparison to Hugo. Oh, that pretentious movie that's going to go down like all the other overly pretentious children's movies like The Waterhorse and... uh... I can't think of another! They're just so forgotten. "Martin Scorsese...blah blah blah Magic." What's the magic? Making FRENCH kids sound British? The go to pretentious accent?