It's not easy to take up the writing duties for an already established set of characters. Most throw out the concept and give us something generic and offensive to fans of the originals. They don't try, and we wind up with crappy live action cartoon remakes that mostly bomb, but somehow, some inexplicably manage to get the audience that's too young to care about the characters.
Um...Sherlock comes to mind. And the fellows that write that are HUGE, OBSESSIVE fans of the original Conan Doyle. And, while I am NOT a fan of the Star Trek reboot, at least it said RIGHT UP FRONT that it was NOT a remake of the original (unless of course you take the second movie, which totally had no script elements that weren't stolen).
There were parts of MMW that were very enjoyable. Kermit's fond but very firm demeanor with the prisoners in the gulag was a very nice homage to the real Kermit.
That's the Kermit that I know and love--the one who can take a group of performers, from the not-quite-found-their-niche to the frankly awful, and turn them into a show worth watching. Seeing Kermit be true to his creative roots while wondering if he'd been forgotten or abandoned by his old friends was heart-wrenching. Keep in mind that
this Kermit is the Kermit that lost touch with all of his old friends, who had constructively abandoned them to sink or swim while he wallowed in heartbreak. It was nice to see him take decisive leadership and make it stick--would that he had done the same when Dominick attempted his coup! Honestly--Kermit was the only character in this movie who was really on-the-mark. (Thank you, Steve Whitmire, for a very nuanced and moving performance).
I confess I am really surprised by the comments about how the pacing for this movie was better. When you step back and look at it. all of the muppet scenes, except Kermit's and Constantine's, were just little one-shot scenes--no continuity with other scenes or with what is going on. (Sam and Ty had continuity, but their storyline ran
mostly outside the other muppets' storyline.) There were three intersecting storylines--Kermit in the gulag, Constantine and Dominick and their heists and Sam and Jean Pierre investigating the heists. The other characters are just window dressing for those scenes.
I only realized it reading other people's comments here, but it finally dawned on me that I wasn't seeing Constantine's scenes as "muppet" scenes. Constantine's scenes were all about furthering HIS goals and not at all about what is happening with or to the muppets--not really.
Walter's scenes in TM, on the other hand, were all muppet-centric once you got past the "getting to Kermit's house" parts. Once Kermit enters the scene in TM,
everything that happens is
all about The Muppets, even, in a way, the parts about Gary and Mary. Gary is sacrificing his own potential happiness to help The Muppets (I can relate!) and Walter is trying to find his place among his idols--those are muppet-specific plots, even if you don't like the Gary/Mary ushy-gushy stuff. In MMW, I was never quite certain why Constantine and Dominick needed to involve the muppets in their plans at all. (They
didn't.) Why, for example, attempt to blow Piggy up. We have no reason to suspect that Constantine disliked her--in fact, we have almost
no interaction at all between Piggy and Constantine, unless you count the song/music video--which is more of a performance than an interacion. Isn't that amazing, when you think of it? Constantine has been spending copious amounts of time with Miss Piggy, has convinced her that he cares about her (I'm your man) and is going to marry her and yet we've never heard him say, "Wow--that Piggy is one fast mover!" or "I'm going to have to do something about Piggy--she's beginning to suspect me!" or "Sheesh! My lips are are exhausted from kissing and my aural organs are tired of listening to her prattle on." We do
not, in fact, know
anything about how Constantine feels about her--except for his somewhat surprising decision to blow her up for...what was the reason? Did I miss that? Doesn't the bad guy usually conspire to run off with the beloved of the good guy and keep her for himself?
It all goes back to plot. The puppetry was amazing. The singing was good. Everything the characters were given to do they did ably. The problem was the lack of a cohesive, muppety plot. I don't think our only choices here were to have the muppets play other characters, as in MCC (which remains both one of my favorite muppet movies AND one of my favorite versions of ACC) or to have a bad plot. I think good writing is foundational (and one of the least expensive parts of film-making) for a good movie. Everything that follows builds on that.
Oh--just a quick correction. MFS was filmed in 1999. Jim died in 1990. He was NOT responsible for that movie in any way.