Your Thoughts: Kermit's Swamp Years: TV Airings and Opinions

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Joggy
Ohhh you bet! In fact, I even dedicated a song to my job as Vice-Jackie!

*picks up guitar, strums, and sings*

When I was just a baby, Jackie used to roam
Emmy told me, Joggy boy, your work won't be at home
Go to Muppet Central, join the BBB
Steal glasses and cut people's hair, and you'll be Vice-Jackie

And you'll be

Workin' workin' workin' workin'
Workin' workin' workin' workin'

LOL! Your songs are always so good (better than my attempt at a "Joggy the Inclore Song" which was: do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore)...

 

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Beauregard
What does Inclore mean?

Ah, that's the beauty of "Inclore". It doesn't have a meaning.

It sounds all powerful and stuff, but it has no meaning!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Joggy
*picks up guitar, strums, and sings*

When I was just a baby, Jackie used to roam
Emmy told me, Joggy boy, your work won't be at home
Go to Muppet Central, join the BBB
Steal glasses and cut people's hair, and you'll be Vice-Jackie

And you'll be

Workin' workin' workin' workin'
Workin' workin' workin' workin'

Ahhhhhhhhhh, give me one that's closer
Closer here to me
She lives in Dayton, Ohio---
And her name, it is Emmy!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
LOL!

I can picture it all (and it looks very much like an episode of Fraggle Rock. I wonder why )...

(featurin' Joggy in place of Red, Jackie in place of Mokey, Byron for Gobo, Emmy for Wembley, and "Joe" for Lanford)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SCENE: INTERIOR: DAY

(Enter Angry Jackie into cave [all wet from bein' thwacked from hammock into pool], with Byron and Emmy in tow---Joggy is playin' a game)

Jackie: "You want honesty, I'll give you honesty! I haaate that stupid game you're always playing with that ball!"

Joggy: "Oh but Jackie, it's an 'American object', 'our symbol', remember?"

Jackie: *mockingly* "Ohh, ohhhh..."

Byron: "Eh, now, you two, in this Muppet fan situation you've got to have a little give and take---"

Jackie: "BYRON! Will you please stop telling us to get along, he just thwacked me out of his hammock!"

Joggy: "Well that's because you thwacked me out of it first!"

Jackie: "Well that's because I hate that stupid 'Kermit's Swamp Years' you're always watching!"

Joggy: "I don't care if you didn't like 'Kermit's Swamp Years! All I know is that I hate your WrestleMania stories!"

Jackie: "Well your muffins are soggy!"

Joggy: "Well Joe drove me crazy!

Joe:

Jackie: "What?! You didn't have to like my boyfriend! Why do I have to like that awful stroopgaffle business?!"

Joggy: "It's stroopwaffle! And you don't have to like it, IIII like it! Oh, why do I have to agree with everything you like?!"

Jackie: "You don't have to agree with me---I don't want you to be like me!"

Joggy: "Well what do you want?!"

Jackie: *grabs Joggy by his Dutch shoulders and shakes him violently* "I WANT YOU TO BE LIKE YOU, YOU IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU!"

Joggy: "But you is what I like about YOU!"

Jackie: *stops shakin' poor Jogs* "Oh...well, if me is what you like about me, then---me is what you'll get."

Joggy: "Well...same here."

Jackie: "Oh..."

Joggy: "Yeah..."

Jackie: "Oh Joggy, we do agree!"

Joggy: "Lol, yeah!"

(Jackie and Joggy hug ecstatically with squeals of fragglish glee)

Emmy: "Uh, Byron, if they're fighting, wh--why are they hugging?"

Byron: "Well ya see Emmy, eh...uh...I'll ask."

*approaches the opponents*

Byron: "So you two are alright ?"

Jackie: "Oh yeah, Byron."

Joggy: "Yeah, we're agreeing tooooo disagree! Sometimes, anyway."

(they go back to huggin' and squealin')

(Byron goes back to Emmy)

Byron: "I think they'll be okay now."

Joggy: "Hey Jackie, ya know, when you thwacked me out of that hammock it really made me mad, but...wasn't it fun?

Jackie: "It was great! Something you'd kinda like to share, huh?" *nudges Joggy's arm with elbow*

Joggy: "Hey, yeah!" *gets on voice chat* "HEY EVERYBODY! COME UP TO OUR PLACE FOR A HAMMOCK-THWACKING/CAVE-WARMING PARTY!!"

Jackie: "Okay Byron, you're first!"

*Byron gets in hammock*

Joggy: "Yeah Byron, you're gonna love this...Oh don't worry, I'll personally thwack Joe!"

END SCENE

 

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
(featurin' Joggy in place of Red, Jackie in place of Mokey, Byron for Gobo, Emmy for Wembley, and "Joe" for Lanford)

Woooo-Hooooo!

I'm Wembley!

That's a good thing!

Oh no wait. Maybe that's a bad thing...

 

[Joggy]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
LOL! Your songs are always so good (better than my attempt at a "Joggy the Inclore Song" which was: do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore! Do de do! Joggy the Inclore)...

I LOVE THE JOGGY THE INCLORE SONG!!!

You might consider thinking of an Emmy the Spoovy song. Or a The Jackie song. Or a Byron The Tall Kentuckian song.

Joggy The Inclore (do de do!)

 

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Joggy
I LOVE THE JOGGY THE INCLORE SONG!!!

You might consider thinking of an Emmy the Spoovy song. Or a The Jackie song. Or a Byron The Tall Kentuckian song.

Joggy The Inclore (do de do!)

Nah. Those songs would just sound like the Joggy the Inclore song. Only it would be something like "Do de do! The Jackie! Do de do! The Jackie!"

 

[Gonzo14]

Kermit's Swamp Years

I was just watching Kermit's Swamp Years and I noticed a couple things

1) After Kermit & Croacker Talk to the Snake at the Pet Store, the Box Behind them Says "Goelz Grub" as in Dave Goelz

2)When Kermit & Croacker are in the Pet Store Ribbiting to get the guys Attention, a Box Behind them says "Salmon Friends" sounds like Sam & Friends

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Good observations. I wonder how many other movies have hidden gags. Like that. I remember the "Jim" and "Frank" cages when Rowlf worked at that kennel on TMTM. There were also a few things like that on "The Muppet Show." Someone used a magic spell that went "zleog evad onzog" (Gonzo Dave Goelz, backwards.) I haven't actually seen that one. I just read it on the Kermitage episode guide. They also had: rezal evad gib (Big Dave Lazer backwards. I think he's one of the writers or something.)

 

[Joggy]

Zleog Divad Oznog! Rezal Evad Gib! Noslen Yrrej! Tnuh Drahcir!! ERIMTHIW EVETS!!