Originally posted by EmmyMik
LOL!
I can picture it all (and it looks very much like an episode of Fraggle Rock. I wonder why )...
(featurin' Joggy in place of Red, Jackie in place of Mokey, Byron for Gobo, Emmy for Wembley, and "Joe" for Lanford)
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SCENE: INTERIOR: DAY
(Enter Angry Jackie into cave [all wet from bein' thwacked from hammock into pool], with Byron and Emmy in tow---Joggy is playin' a game)
Jackie: "You want honesty, I'll give you honesty! I
haaate that stupid game you're always playing with that ball!"
Joggy: "Oh but Jackie, it's an 'American object', 'our symbol', remember?"
Jackie: *mockingly* "Ohh, ohhhh..."
Byron: "Eh, now, you two, in this Muppet fan situation you've got to have a little give and take---"
Jackie: "
BYRON! Will you please stop telling us to get along, he just
thwacked me out of his hammock!"
Joggy: "Well that's because
you thwacked me out of it first!"
Jackie: "Well that's because I hate that stupid 'Kermit's Swamp Years' you're always watching!"
Joggy: "I don't care if you didn't like 'Kermit's Swamp Years! All I know is that I hate your WrestleMania stories!"
Jackie: "Well your muffins are soggy!"
Joggy: "Well Joe drove me
crazy!
Joe:
Jackie: "What?! You didn't have to like my boyfriend! Why do I have to like that awful stroopgaffle business?!"
Joggy: "It's stroop
waffle! And you don't have to like it, IIII like it! Oh, why do I have to agree with everything you like?!"
Jackie: "You
don't have to agree with me---
I don't want you to be like
me!"
Joggy: "Well what
do you want?!"
Jackie: *grabs Joggy by his Dutch shoulders and shakes him violently* "I WANT YOU TO BE LIKE YOU, YOU IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU!"
Joggy: "But you is what I like about YOU!"
Jackie: *stops shakin' poor Jogs* "Oh...well, if me is what you like about me, then---me is what you'll get."
Joggy: "Well...same here."
Jackie: "Oh..."
Joggy: "Yeah..."
Jackie: "Oh Joggy, we
do agree!"
Joggy: "Lol, yeah!"
(Jackie and Joggy hug ecstatically with squeals of fragglish glee)
Emmy: "Uh, Byron, if they're fighting, wh--why are they hugging?"
Byron: "Well ya see Emmy, eh...uh...I'll ask."
*approaches the opponents*
Byron: "So you two are alright ?"
Jackie: "Oh yeah, Byron."
Joggy: "Yeah, we're agreeing tooooo
disagree! Sometimes, anyway."
(they go back to huggin' and squealin')
(Byron goes back to Emmy)
Byron: "I think they'll be okay now."
Joggy: "Hey Jackie, ya know, when you thwacked me out of that hammock it really made me mad, but...wasn't it
fun?
Jackie: "It was
great! Something you'd kinda like to share, huh?" *nudges Joggy's arm with elbow*
Joggy: "Hey, yeah!" *gets on voice chat* "HEY EVERYBODY! COME UP TO OUR PLACE FOR A HAMMOCK-THWACKING/CAVE-WARMING PARTY!!"
Jackie: "Okay Byron, you're first!"
*Byron gets in hammock*
Joggy: "Yeah Byron, you're gonna love this...Oh don't worry, I'll personally thwack Joe!"
END SCENE