A new season of hope
Muppet cage dancing at an industrial rave club? Kermit referencing our Muppet fan sites? The return of the 2 40 foot Bossmen? The first openly gay pig Muppet? Whoopi Goldberg as GOD? Muffins? The return of Doc Hopper? Penguins galore? More sexual inuendo with Pepe than ya can shake a shrimp at?
My goodness, we were in store for quite a brave new world tonight.
First off, I dont recall ever a time in post 80's history where the Muppets have literall been *everywhere* on tv. From the huge Muppet and internation representin with Al Roker at the Macy's parade, to the talk show circuit, commercials, merchandise, etc it's been quite a whirlwind.
But first and foremost...JHC issued a press statement about how they cut Snoop and 30 other minutes. Hmmm, I guess they forgot to trim the real fat(ie: the 15 minute Arquette/Whoopi segment opening, and the awful Croc Hunter/Grinch satire) But more on that later...
And for those that say the Muppets shouldnt be edgy, that's like saying Sesame Street shouldnt be educational. The Muppets are back baby...and I smell the beginning of a brave new world.
Now I think my favorite scene had to be when Kermit was talking to the various Muppets in the theatre. This totally brought back the classic feeling of watching TMS for the first time, or the Muppet Movie theatre scene...very surreal to have that recaptured again.
And my, I had no idea we'd be seeing the Bossmen(ie: the 2 biggest Muppets ever) Watching these scenes flooded me with the overjoying experience of seeing the live production of the Muppet show, as that 'episode 121' really was the long over due reintroduction of
favorites like Scooter, Rowlf, and the Electric Mayhem as a whole.
The duet between Kermit and Gonzo was not some throw away song from KSY or any Muppet film from the last decade, but one of th emost heart felt and memorable Muppet songs in a long while.
And once again my fave guys Beaker and Pepe manage to steal the show.
I think the biggets treat for longtime fans is the full fledged return of Fozzie...I mean he was practically the main star, something you havent seen in awhile. We also had the return of Janice, Scooter, Sam, and so many others. It truly felt like a reunion with some old friends.
Ok, now the things I found absolutely abhorrent: You knew this was coming, but is it a requirement for every Muppet film in the last decade to be filled with excruciatingly embarassing human acting?
The Crocodile Hunter and Grinch sendoffs had to be almost a channel turner for me...as was the Matthew Lillard character. And my oh my, after the awesome opening 5 minutes we get switched to a boring
15 minute segment with Arquette and Goldberg? eek, again these are the type of bad pacing scenes that *should* have gotten cut.
Yes there were a number of parts that had me cringing...Kermit getting spit on, Piggy getting punched, Kermit frozen, and a number of crimes against our beloved furry ones. Why scibers continue to put this material into muppet films I'll never know why.
And finally, yes Scooter, statler and Waldorf, Janice, and Sam sounded off. But this is a new era, and evolution is at foot.
I was sad to see the apparent MIA of Jerry Nelson. Hopefully we'll hear soon how he's doing.
Overall a great treat for the first time ever, a Muppet movie broadcase on television...and the first one in this post Muppet online world.
As a side note, I will address a few people:
Phillip, congrats on the comment Kermit made. Even I wont deny whose responsible ultimately for getting that remark. Good to see JHC has their flippers on the pulse of things.
Jamie, I LOVED that Scooter cage dancing thing. I remember you once mentioned your glam goth days, and that totally reminded me of that, LOL
Emmy: Well, not one but two mentions of 'Muffins' in regards to the Muppets.
Luke: Have you seen *so* many penguins?
Finally I just want to say, there was a very important message at the end of the film after Kermit goes outside to address the other Muppets. I forget the exact words, but it was something to the effect of what Xmas is not about.
Muppet fandom is not about flame wars, or elitism...it is about unity. This movie illustrates even when ya get past all the sillyness, the true order of things.
It is with this statement I wish to make amens to those who I have fought with, and would like to publicly state that it is with great passion that I feel a true new genesis is coming in the new year.
We are all Muppet fans...no matter if we run with MC, TP, Palisades, etc. There are too many great fans segregated because of politics or affiliations or past dealings. A return to a time when things were great seems to be coming, and I think every single one of us will matter as fans. As Kermit and Gonzo sang 'Everyone Matters'...I pray things can begin anew soon with all of us so we can finally get the real Muppet party started.
~.c//0ry