The fiddler on the numbers
Remember those number animations with that fiddler, the one who looks like he does calls for a square-dance quartet? I've never seen a list of them.
1 -- don't remember; may not have been one
2 -- It's called the 2-step. "You dance 1-2 on the tips of your toes, careful not to step on your girlfriend's nose." The dancers continue: "1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2..."
Fiddler: "Oh that's it, easy to do, all you have to do is count to 2." Then we saw pairs of other animals go by, including caribou and kangaroo.
3 -- An old lady laughing on a rocking chair with three triads of animals. "...3 snapping turtles go snap-snap-snap, and they all play together on a fat lady's lap. 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. 'hee-hee-hee-hee-hee'"
4 -- Four lions entered his door, sat down, and started roaring. The fiddler was consequently scared out of his wits, and left "to go to the store" for a week or so. (That must be one huge mall he's going to.)
5 -- Some weirdo farm in which the animals, in groups of five course, make the wrong sounds. I think the cat's croaked and the frogs meowed. In the morning the cow's crowed, though number 5 in the group was really an oddball; it (gasp!) moo-ed!
6 -- He counted six snails, then six ships which turned out to be riding on the backs of cetaceans. "Oh those six sailing ships, on six spouting whales, all get home to dinner, long before the snails." At the very end, he spontaneously turned a bit angry and yelled "Get up snails, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6". To each count he stomped his shoe, causing the escargot to bounce into the air.