You just might be an obsessed Muppet fan if:
-you know what comes when on at least one version of "Mahna Mahna." (I do)
-You have asked your mom for or have made a Lew Zealand costume.
-When asked your favorite Muppet, you reply, "Oh, Scooter, Janice, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Sweetums, Lew Zealand, and Rowlf." (All lesser known characters. Not me word for word, but my favorite Muppet-Scooter-is on that list.)
-You actually understood that last joke before you read me explain it.
-When someone calls for you you say "Yes, Chief?" (Me at least once.)
-You repeat Muppet Labs's Banana Sharpener sketch word for word when someone mentions bananas. (Me.)
-You have read this thread through honestly trying to figure out if you are an obsessed Muppet fan or not. (Me.)
-You understand every joke in the thread. (Me, I think.)
Whew!