You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

Teheheman

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This has probably already been said but: You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you imagine what it would be like having your favorite singers/movie stars on the Muppet Show today.

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...a talking 'lamp' in a dress suddenly shows up in your living room and it doesn't startle you.

...you call 'shut up frog!' a hint.

...you think it's ever so jolly just being a frog.

...you quote Captain Vegetable while eating carrots and celery.

...you've ever considered taking up residence in a trash can.

...you're the go-fer for a large vaudevillian theater troupe.

...your and your neighbor's houses spout house-related puns.

...you've ever gone to a hospital and asked to be treated by Dr. Bob.

...you learned to play sax and shave you haed to be just like Zoot.

...you've ever gone through the trouble of re-casting The Dark Crystal with Muppet Show characters.

...you would willingly test Dr. Honeydew's inventions (especially the really dangerous ones).

...you've ever sprouted fangs and bitten Vincent Price. :scary:
 

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...a talking 'lamp' in a dress suddenly shows up in your living room and it doesn't startle you.

...you call 'shut up frog!' a hint.

...you think it's ever so jolly just being a frog.

...you quote Captain Vegetable while eating carrots and celery.

...you've ever considered taking up residence in a trash can.

...you're the go-fer for a large vaudevillian theater troupe.

...your and your neighbor's houses spout house-related puns.

...you've ever gone to a hospital and asked to be treated by Dr. Bob.

...you learned to play sax and shave you haed to be just like Zoot.

...you've ever gone through the trouble of re-casting The Dark Crystal with Muppet Show characters.

...you would willingly test Dr. Honeydew's inventions (especially the really dangerous ones).

...you've ever sprouted fangs and bitten Vincent Price. :scary:
11 times I say to you, "GENIUS!"
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you named everyone in your family after a Muppet.
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you start singing "Rainbow Connection" everytime you see a rainbow.
 

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If you're a musician who sometimes skips the groove!

:sing: "Uh-oh, Zoot's skip the groove again" :cool:
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

.... You've ever walked to work speaking in a low voice and singing "C is for Cookie".

.... Your dream date is Miss Piggy

... You made a protest group against cruelty to Muppaphones

... You think of kermit the frog every time you look at ping pong balls

... You'd rather have a green skin colour

... You run around chasing girls all the time while shouting "WOMAN!"

... You work at a hospital and make bad jokes during surgery

... Your dream is to be an astronaut just to say "Pigs In SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"

... You knock everything over whenever your not eating a piece of furniture

... You have 100 of each tonner Miss Piggy doll

... You teach science and experiments by meeping.
:smile::big_grin:
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you start singing "Rainbow Connection" everytime you see a rainbow.
OO OO how about singing "Bein' Green" whenever you see a large amount of Green in one location!
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you are very upset that you cant find the Stan Smith Kermit the Frog Adidas wind breaker.

Anybody that can help?
 
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