...a talking 'lamp' in a dress suddenly shows up in your living room and it doesn't startle you.
...you call 'shut up frog!' a hint.
...you think it's ever so jolly just being a frog.
...you quote Captain Vegetable while eating carrots and celery.
...you've ever considered taking up residence in a trash can.
...you're the go-fer for a large vaudevillian theater troupe.
...your and your neighbor's houses spout house-related puns.
...you've ever gone to a hospital and asked to be treated by Dr. Bob.
...you learned to play sax and shave you haed to be just like Zoot.
...you've ever gone through the trouble of re-casting The Dark Crystal with Muppet Show characters.
...you would willingly test Dr. Honeydew's inventions (especially the really dangerous ones).
...you've ever sprouted fangs and bitten Vincent Price.