You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[PuppyLuver]

• You named your teddy bear Radar

Not exactly, but I did name mine Fozzie Bear and made him a little hat. ^_^

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-You refer to the local plastic surgeon as Vendaface.
-You've completely memorized who was where in the TMS openings, season 2 onward.

 

[CBPuppets]

Good one Muppet Newsgirl. That had me Laughing for a long time.

 

[unclematt]

You might be an obssesed muppet fan if you actually had to see how long it would take you to name 100 muppets. (I did it in 19 minutes)

 

[theprawncracker]

Unclematt!! Hey! Long time no see my friend!

 

[unclematt]

Unclematt!! Hey! Long time no see my friend!

It is good to be back

 

[leliebel]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

-you recognize which puppeteer voices which character..
-you watch the dvd widescreen version of Labyrinth,and try to find the Jareth busts/heads
-you know the lyrics to the majority of Muppet songs,including the ones that don't make sense;like Trudge Trudge/Streak Streak & Hugga Wugga,Pachalafaka
-you know sketches by heart,verbatum
-you've seen all of you favorite shows,movies more than a few times;including Muppet 3D
-you know the likes and dislikes of your favorite muppets
-you collect anything muppety that is produced;you run out of room to put them & still buy more
-you've seen all of the muppet projects that have been produced thus far
-you can't wait to see the next muppet projects coming out
-you've pre-ordered the next muppet merchandise coming to a store near you
-you know who the monster is at the end of the book...
-you can figure out what and where Gonzo is/from

Oh thank you! I knew I had something left to do today!

I wrote this a while ago:

You know your Labyrinth obsessed if:

1. Every time you need something from an online store, you search for “Labyrinth” “Jareth” and “Evil Goblin King” aswell, just in case.



2. You actually tried to get into art college with papermaché masks you made while watching the labyrinth ballroom scene over and over (and succeeded).



3. When a classmate was working with a big drab coloured wet cloth which was making squishy noises and he said “You know what this reminds me of? There’s this fantasy movie with David Bowie…” and you finished his sentence with “Labyrinth, 1986 though I first saw it in 1989 since I was 3 years old when it came out. It was made by the Jim Henson Company, who ofcourse are best know for the muppets, and was based on the artwork of Brian Froud, best know for his drawings of fairies and the scene you’re refering to is the “Bog of Eternal Stence”which is said to, when you so much as put a foot in it, make you smell bad for evaaaaah!” in one breath



4. You bought your dad a pair of those Chinese metal exersize balls just so you had an excuse and something to practice with



5. You actually toke them with you when you moved out.



6. You’re actually looking for a bigger set because the normal ones aren’t a challenge anymore.



7. You’ve tried to make a thirteen-hour-clock, but even though you could succesfully change the face of the clock, you haven’t actually figured out how to put 2 extra hours in a day.



8. And that’s one of the main reasons daylights savings time makes you happy.



9. Even though you have very strict views on what’s right and wrong you still squeal over a movie which has a thirty something sociopath drugging a fiftheen year old girl.



10. You get annoyed everytime you look for crystal balls and can’t find anything smaller than a melon.



11. And yes, you do own three different copies of the movie.



12. When you were little, you used to stand in your garden and yell “you have no power over me!” at random and even tried saying it to your dad.



13. Your dad probably knows why.



14. You’ve tried jumping of small steps, hoping the world will come apart.



15. Your parent got you an Escher book because they mistoke you looking for Goblin Kings for actual interest.



16. You’re continually searching for a blond Ziggy wig, continually ocnfuseing the nice people at the costumeshop because they don’t understand why you want a BLOND one. (I tried to get Peter Sellers like glasses once and the salesman kept trying to sel me Harry Potter glasses.)



17. When your bored you start thinking about how you would make a Labyrinth sequel that was worth seeing. Keeping into acccount that you would have to update it from the eighties, that you would have to raise puppet-awarness and that you would have to cast Scarlett Johanson if anyones going to watch it.



18. You’ve considdered casting David Thewlis if it wasn’t for the fact that he can’t sing worth ****, but he is still decidedly creepy.



19. Running into random creepy man when your alone and it’s dark don’t scare you because you figure they must be magic.



20. You’ve read Jareth/Frank-N-Furter slash.

21. You were very disappointed taht your local fetish shop didn't have any ridingcrops with microphones for a handle.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Ha, leliebel, I've been reading yours on and off for the last hour, and it's really amusing. Jareth/Frank-N-Furter slash, huh? Interesting. -runs to Google -

 

[MrsWembly]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
You begin to refer to people who make you mad as "Doc Hopper,"

I did that the other day when someone from work said they like to eat frog legs.

 

[leliebel]

Ha, leliebel, I've been reading yours on and off for the last hour, and it's really amusing. Jareth/Frank-N-Furter slash, huh? Interesting. -runs to Google -

and all true unfrotunately.

Yesterday I was listing to Weir Al Yankovic's "White and Nerdy" on mtv and I was laughing at that guy until the line: "I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL"

because I can do that to