You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[theprawncracker]

Is there actually such a thing as a muppet 8 ball?

Why yes actually: http://www.alamobarter.com/abc/admin/images/Magic%208%20Ball%20The%20Muppet%20Show.jpg

It's completely awesome!! It features quotes from Kermit, Chef, Animal, Rizzo, Fozzie, Dr. Teeth, Piggy, Gonzo, Sam, Pepe and even Beaker! I loooove it!! Speaking of which, you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...You find yourself pronouncing your love to felt-based wardrobe ladies, pigs, hippy girls and the occasional Muppet 8 Ball.

 

[PuppyLuver]

• You start yelling at the toy store manager for not carrying any muppet dolls except Elmo

I seriously did that. XD

 

[Kiki]

And what DVD might this be, Kiki? No particular reason, purely curiosity for all those Steve-obsessed members out there...

Ha, you sure that's what you meant Fragglemuppet? Are you sure that subliminally, maybe you didn't mean it the other way? Heh, just kidding. Good analogy, though.

Oh, the DVD was this sota Biography on SS I got a while back. Good buy. Or I'll just post the pic somehow.

 

[Kiki]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...You wonder why time won't move faster so you can have the SS Old School box set sooner.
...You begin to watch a television show and sit through two minutes before putting in a Muppet DVD or playing a Muppet CD.
...You debate on wheter it was a good idea to open your Muppet action figures/take the tags off your Muppet plushies.
...For every dollar you spend you consider what Muppety item you could've spent it on instead.
...If you have five burnt CD's with more than 20 tracks of pure Muppet songs.
...You consider buying out a store's entire selection of Muppet coasters. (Even if they're the same ones in each package.)
...You begin to refer to people who make you mad as "Doc Hopper," "Nicky Holiday," "Ebenezer Scrooge," "Long John Silver," "Miss Bitterman" and "Miss Piggy in black leather."
...Everyday you wonder if Jim Henson was some sort of super-natural diety who knew that peace on Earth could be found through a frog, bear, pig, whatever, 8 foot yellow bird, cookie ravaging monster, and group of furry creatures that live underground.
...You could easily name 100 different Muppets in under an hour.
...You consider writing a scathing letter to the Muppets Holding Company asking why we're not seeing any new Muppet material.
...You've declared "Before You Leap" to be the greatest book ever written and consider buying out a book store so you can use the books to erect a shrine to Kermit and Jim Lewis.
...You consult your Muppet 8 Ball for every problem that requires a yes, no or Bork Bork Bork answer.
...You own a Muppet 8 Ball.

Oh my God, those are good ones! hahahahahahahaha, it's funny cause it's true!

 

[MrsWembly]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...


• When you babysit your friend’s kids, you always wear stockings with green and white stripes!

• You give people rocks for Christmas and call them Fraggle Pebbles

• If you see a good looking guy, you refer to him as
“The Goblin King”

• All your bad ex-boyfriends/girlfriends are referred to as “Skeksis”

• You call your psychiatrist Madame Trash Heap

• You eat a leaf off a tree hoping you’ll shrink to the size of a fraggle

• You try to teach a rooster how to play the banjo

• You never take a bath without your “Rubber Duckie”

• You named your teddy bear Radar

• Your favorite kind of ice cream is Dragonfly Ripple

• You watch laundry dry for three hours trying to see faces in the sheets

 

[Kiki]

Wow! That's rully groovy, MrsWembley! Your'e good at these!

(You may be an obsessed Muppet fan if you know what we're crapping on about, lol, joke )

 

[MrsWembly]

Thanks Kiki! I'll be driving down the road or be at work and I'll think of one. I quickly write it down so I won't forget it! LOL!

 

[CBPuppets]

-If you Compare Cartoon Characters to Muppets
-if you Make Muppet Type Jokes
-if you complain to your friend that someone has been eating your cookies.
-if you sing "People in your Neighborhood" to your neighbors.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you spend hours each day trying to teach a chicken to say just one word, "Gonzo!"
You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you make up verses of People in Your Neighborhood, to suit specific people you know.

 

[CensoredAlso]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you make up verses of People in Your Neighborhood, to suit specific people you know.

Lol I think everyone's done some version of that (including me)!