You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[CensoredAlso]

Oh, well yeah that makes sense. Scooter is like another word for Beaker isn't it?

 

[CBPuppets]

Here's One
-If you make a batch of Cookies and eating them as if you were Cookie Monster.
-You wanted to go rock hunting hopefully not running into a monster with a rock domed head.

 

[Kiki]

Hate to burst your bubble, but you know Steve was about 13 at the time...

Ooh your'e right. I've actually got a pic of him about that age, as a young teen anyway. It's on a DVD I have a I took a pic of it on the computer.

 

[Kiki]

Geez, Marianne, where have you been all this time?

But all right, it's the curly-haired boy from the Bronx. And my choice of smilie up there should give you another hint.

Hmm. that's a mystery to me. Wonder who it is? Tough one.

 

[Kiki]

Well, Richard was sweet...

Get it? Hahahaha. *wocka wocka*

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...you have any idea what we've been talking about.

Hohoho, tres' amusant! That's a good one, Meep!

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh, that was just wrong! I was going to say, "Isn't it funny how everything we touch turns to Richard?" But you know what I meant! I mean that us crazy people seem to muffin a lot of threads this way.
You might be an obsessed muppet fan if whenever you hear someone start to play a song, the irrational part of your brain kicks in and insists it's a muppet song, for at least a few seconds.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

And what DVD might this be, Kiki? No particular reason, purely curiosity for all those Steve-obsessed members out there...

Ha, you sure that's what you meant Fragglemuppet? Are you sure that subliminally, maybe you didn't mean it the other way? Heh, just kidding. Good analogy, though.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Well maybe subliminally... You know, some people say that the mind has a mind of its own, in which case I could not be held responsible...


You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you like to fill your conversations with non-muppet fans with as many muppet quotes as possible to keep yourself entertained, and the other person hopefully enlightened.

 

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...You wonder why time won't move faster so you can have the SS Old School box set sooner.
...You begin to watch a television show and sit through two minutes before putting in a Muppet DVD or playing a Muppet CD.
...You debate on wheter it was a good idea to open your Muppet action figures/take the tags off your Muppet plushies.
...For every dollar you spend you consider what Muppety item you could've spent it on instead.
...If you have five burnt CD's with more than 20 tracks of pure Muppet songs.
...You consider buying out a store's entire selection of Muppet coasters. (Even if they're the same ones in each package.)
...You begin to refer to people who make you mad as "Doc Hopper," "Nicky Holiday," "Ebenezer Scrooge," "Long John Silver," "Miss Bitterman" and "Miss Piggy in black leather."
...Everyday you wonder if Jim Henson was some sort of super-natural diety who knew that peace on Earth could be found through a frog, bear, pig, whatever, 8 foot yellow bird, cookie ravaging monster, and group of furry creatures that live underground.
...You could easily name 100 different Muppets in under an hour.
...You consider writing a scathing letter to the Muppets Holding Company asking why we're not seeing any new Muppet material.
...You've declared "Before You Leap" to be the greatest book ever written and consider buying out a book store so you can use the books to erect a shrine to Kermit and Jim Lewis.
...You consult your Muppet 8 Ball for every problem that requires a yes, no or Bork Bork Bork answer.
...You own a Muppet 8 Ball.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you are actually considering building an alter of books, and even moreso if you are pandering which of the many Henson-related and muppeteers' books to put in what position.

Is there actually such a thing as a muppet 8 ball?