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President-elect Zoot's Vice President Link Hogthrob, becoming carried away by the thrill of victory and the music and romance of the White House Rose Garden, has been hauled off to the pokey after being discovered DOING the hokeypokey with Hilary Clinton in some shrubberies near the Oval Office. Ms. Clinton has been admitted to the hospital for a lengthy procedure involving the painful removal of hundreds of rose thorns. Both Ms. Clinton and Vice President Hogthrob will be arraigned in the morning on charges of public piggery. When asked to comment President-elect Zoot said, "Well, I just hope they send me back the right one as they're impossible to tell apart. Peace and love man."

President-elect Zoot's Vice President Link Hogthrob, becoming carried away by the thrill of victory and the music and romance of the White House Rose Garden, has been hauled off to the pokey after being discovered DOING the hokeypokey with Hilary Clinton in some shrubberies near the Oval Office. Ms. Clinton has been admitted to the hospital for a lengthy procedure involving the painful removal of hundreds of rose thorns. Both Ms. Clinton and Vice President Hogthrob will be arraigned in the morning on charges of public piggery. When asked to comment President-elect Zoot said, "Well, I just hope they send me back the right one as they're impossible to tell apart. Peace and love man."

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), there will be temptation on the side of the winning candidate to rub victory in the face of those supporting their opponent. Likewise, there will be temptation on the side supporting the candidate who is not sworn in to complain and blame those who voted in favor of the newly elected President for "bringing the world to an end", or some such nonsense.