Doctor Teeth said:
Goodness! What have I done!?
I'm not even going to bother...
See where being "high on life" gets you, Doctor Teeth! I'm only kidding.
I'm just noticing the arguments are HEAVY (not to be confused with heavenly, hee hee). First of all, the Bible is open to interpretation because every version of the Bible we have has been interpreted by someone else somehow or another. Basically, we can not truly know what God wants from us because we are receiving "His word" from the mouths (or hands for that matter) of men, all of whom have their own biases, opinions and faults. Did you ever play "Telephone" when you were kids? Where a bunch of you sit in a circle and one person thinks of a phrase and whispers it to the person next to them, and that person whispers it to the next and so on until it gets around the circle and back to the first person, only to discover that the phrase has totally changed. This is sort of how I think of the Bible. It can't be completely accurate because the more people re-interpret the Bible, the more people have an opportunity to screw up, and how many thousands of years has the Bible been circulating? And how many interpretations have been written over that span? That's a lot of opportunity.
Next, can Kermit or Mickey Mouse be considered idols? Some think so, others don't, because we all have our own interpretation of what idolotry is. Maybe no one is bowing to Kermit and calling him our Saviour, but what about the people who spend their money on an Adventure Kermit action figure rather than donating that money to a charity in God's name? No one's at fault for buying action figures, or maybe they are. Who knows? People who have faced judgment know...and where are they? Up there or down below. The way I see it, Kevin Smith has a very healthy outlook on religion (see Dogma). Smith's movie stresses having an idea of religion rather than a full blown belief. Throughout all of history, beliefs have gotten mankind into trouble (the Crusades, the Holocaust, and now the war in Iraq, as has been pointed out by timrikthegorf). The idea is to maintain your values and morals as you see fit, live your life the way you think it should be lived, do your best to be good and accept Christ as your Saviour and God will surely credit you for doing your best. Call me immoral or what-have-you, but I don't even attend church. I lost all interest in church when I came to the realization that cliques were formed among the church members, fund-raisers were held for teenagers to go on ski-trips and offerings were used to plow down a low-income family's home to make room for a parking lot. Not my ideal of Godly, if you know what I mean. I realize this is only one church and most likely does not reflect the actions of most churches, but I'm not taking my chances. God knows my heart and my mind, and if it's His will to allow me into the pearly gates of Heaven then I know I will be in perfect company. If not, then it's no one's fault but my own and I will live in eternal regret.
As far as this country being built on the foundation of religion, you can be sure that our forefathers had God and/or the Bible in mind when they wrote the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. They wanted what was best for themselves and their countrymen, as well as future generations. They maintained traditional Christian values by declaring the equality of all men and their right to pursue life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, but seperated their laws from God's by allowing freedom of religion. Were the people who looked toward the Bible to justify slavery and burning so-called witches at the stake wrong in doing so? At the time, apparently not, because they got away with it. To this day, no one really knows where to draw the line between U.S. "law" and God's "law". We have separation of church and state yet churches still proudly hang U.S. flags and many state buildings still display the 10 Commandments. It's why there is such controversy about prayer in schools (if a kid wants to pray, let him/her pray, if they don't, don't make them-it's not difficult!) and teaching evolution (Charles Darwin was an historical researcher who made a tremendous discovery on the Galapogos Islands regarding birds and their beaks, just draw a line at the apes-it's not difficult!)
I realize some of you (if not all) will want to burn me at the stake for what I've written and that's okay. Just be sure to bury me with my Adventure Kermit.