Would you vote for Bush or Kerry?

[Docnzhoss]

Yeah, they're coming out with a new movie this summer called, "The Muppets Take Iraq."

I heard about this. Kermit is Bush. Piggy is Condy. Sam Eagle is Tom Ridge. Beaker is Colin Powell. Rowlf is John Ashcroft. Fozzie is Cheney. Crazy Harry is the leader of the Iraqi Militants. The Electric Mayhem make a special appearance for the song "Black Hawk Fly Away Home". Zoot cameos as John Kerry and Ernie also makes a brief appearance as Bill Clinton.

 

[Whatever]

Yeah, they're coming out with a new movie this summer called, "The Muppets Take Iraq."

Don't even joke about it. Sheesh.

 

[McFraggle]

I heard about this. Kermit is Bush. Piggy is Condy. Sam Eagle is Tom Ridge. Beaker is Colin Powell. Rowlf is John Ashcroft. Fozzie is Cheney. Crazy Harry is the leader of the Iraqi Militants. The Electric Mayhem make a special appearance for the song "Black Hawk Fly Away Home". Zoot cameos as John Kerry and Ernie also makes a brief appearance as Bill Clinton.

Also starring is: Sweetums as... Sweetums.

 

[tomahawk]

Bush. The main reason? He has a conscience. He holds dear to the same morals that the Muppets, Seseme Street, and Fraggle Rock taught us when we were very young.

Kerry Lacks these morals.

Seriously? Wow. Just wow. If the Muppets had the same morals as Bush I would have grown up a snotty, drunk, cocaine snorting, killing machine cowboy. YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaawwwwww.



As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious
day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last
and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
non sum qualis eram

 

[Thijs]

Bush. The main reason? He has a conscience. He holds dear to the same morals that the Muppets, Seseme Street, and Fraggle Rock taught us when we were very young.

Kerry Lacks these morals.

Hahahaha, you are a funny man.

Cookie Monster: "Me don't know who stole cookie from me, but me gonna hunt them down and give them what they deserve."

Oooh, THAT morale

 

[Censored]

Right, Bush is coming out with a new book called, "Everything I Know About Fighting A War, I Learned On Sesame Street."

 

[McFraggle]

Hahahaha, you are a funny man.

Cookie Monster: "Me don't know who stole cookie from me, but me gonna hunt them down and give them what they deserve."

Oooh, THAT morale

Cookie is one cool customer.

 

[Doctor Teeth]

Hey, I won't deny he's had his share of mistakes, who hasn't? I personally believe that the war in Iraq was not a mistake, but that's another issue.

Anyway, See for yourself. Read the statistics. A good amount of America cared about morality, and thus voted for Bush. That says something. I'm just stating the facts.

 

[Censored]

Not just any morality, Judeo-Christian values is what Bush is bringing this country back to. So, the next time you criticize this man of God who lives in the White House, just ask yourself, "Who would Jesus bomb?"

 

[timrikthegorf]

Bush. The main reason? He has a conscience. He holds dear to the same morals that the Muppets, Seseme Street, and Fraggle Rock taught us when we were very young.

Kerry Lacks these morals.

Were you high when you wrote this?

What values does Bush have that Kerry does not?

First off, it's just plain stupid to even bring the muppets into this, but since you did I will too.

I don't EVER recall any muppet production teaching intolerance. EVER! And that is what this war is about. This war is not being fought to bring "freedom" to Iraq. The original reason was for so called weapons of mass destruction that did not exit. Then all of a sudden it changed to freedom for Iraq. Now, if I recall correctly (and I do) there has been NO muppet production in which war is a great thing. Fraggle Rock even said war was wrong. Fact is Iraq did not attack us. We just went after them.

Ok, so the muppets aren't for war. Well what else does Bush value. Marriage? No wait, he wants to prevent people from getting married. Last I checked the muppets didn't go around excluding people. They were about inclusion both on and off screen. Bush believing homosexuals are sinful and shouldn't be married don't go with the muppets (I can't believe you actually brought the muppets into this. It's just crazy).

What else is there? Abortion? I don't recall the muppet abortion special, so I'm not sure what Kermit thinks about that. But Kerry himself is against abortion as is Bush. The difference? Kerry doesn't think he should force his morals that are based on his religion upon others. Of course it doesn't matter know because Kerry lost. The democratic party dropped the ball with this one.

I'd really like to know what these morals and values are that Bush holds so dear. Please tell me. Would you like to know why most people voted for Bush? Racism and intolerence in the name of God.

And most people do make mistakes. The difference is our mistakes don't cost thousands of lives.