WINNER! 2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 4

[Luke]

Only THREE Days To GO - Vote For Whoever Ya Like But VOTE!

 

[The Count]

*Penguins making out with Brittany cut-out... *A sudden flash goes off from the secluded corner of the jacuzzi area.
Squack! No pictures!
*Scurries off before Bunsen finds out.

 

[Luke]

* Bunsen sends Bobo (head of security) to chase strangely behaved and disguised guy wearing a bikini, wig, and trying to conceal a camera *

 

[The Count]

*Little does he know the pre-programmed camera has already been retrieved, and its owner fled the scene to publish said sneak peak photos in the tabloid's next issues.

 

[Beauregard]

Judge: *bangs gavel* Overruled! All pictures to be confiscated for my private viewing pleasure...I mean, so, legal reasons and American standards and values...which must be presented at all times by runners for the Muppet Presidential Campaign. *bangs gavel* Hand 'em over. *finds scrapbook*

 

[The Count]

*Thundercloud appears and lightning shoots out, striking down Bo's gavel.

Overruled on appeal by me, Supreme Justice von Count.
Bo, don't dress up pretending to be a judge in these wery important proceedings. Now leave the newspaper reporter to print his story with his riské photos or you'll have to clean out all the stalls at the batroom for a wery long time.

As for everybody else out there, please wote for whoever you vant to be the 2007 Muppet president please. We can't do this vithout your help and it's your wotes that count!
Thank you and please keep the memory of Jim in your hearts today, May 16th.

 

[Luke]

Um, how could photos of a penguin in a compromising pose with a cut-out of Britney be anything than a vote winner ..... there are people here who collect Piggy pics. Naked penguins, (well, wearing a bow-tie), that's Grade A stuff.

** thousands of Muppet Central members head to stores to buy special edition tabloid paper with Dr Bunz editorial centrefold. **

 

[The Count]

And yet... The people go and vote for Bunsen in spite of his staff being rocked by scandal, not to mention a not that flattering pic of Honeydew that looks like the melon's spoiled past its expiration date.
*Papers are thrown into the wastebasket, shoppers disgusted with the current political bruhahahahaha... Mothers are somewhat eased knowing Grover still has the lead. Patrons quickly exit, not wishing to do any business at the locals where the tawdry issues were stocked. And somewhere, a lonely printing press grinds to a hault, silenced by the droning of all the yellow journalism driving the political race to see who will win the office of 2007 Muppet President as if it were to be handed out to whoever doesn't get kicked off the island.

 

[Beauregard]

Meanwhile on a deserted island..."Oy!"...a goat is kicked into the sea.

But back to the regularly schedualed programming...

 

[The Count]

And as a consequence, a certain clumsworth custodian is rained upon by a shower of hot, then cold, then hot again, then subzero cold iced tea.