Why do birds...

[Pork]

Because they hate us. It's a conspiracy I tell you!!!

 

[Super Scooter]

How come birds poop on your car ONLY when you clean it?

Daniel

And on that note, could you imagine what it would be like if Big Bird could fly?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Oh now there's an interesting thought....

My mom had a bird poop in her hair once. She was not happy.

 

[Luke]

What if the femenine one had been tarred and feathered?

I missed this one nearly 4 years ago, lol, but i'd say whatever you do in private is your own business!!!

 

[zeldazipple]

Beceause birds are jerks especially seaguls I think they do it on porpose. In the summer the parking lot where I live is full of seaguls, and I see them sitting on the parking lot lights just above nice looking cars.

How come birds poop on your car ONLY when you clean it?

Daniel

 

[Pork]

yeah...seaguls are nastly little critters. there pretty stupid though. If your eating chips you could throw them anything and they'd try to eat it!!!

 

[Super Scooter]

I missed this one nearly 4 years ago, lol, but i'd say whatever you do in private is your own business!!!

..... Eee-yeah.

You missed this one, too, Lukey-baby.

What about Big Bird? And Camilla?

Extra crispy, please.

 

[Teheheman]

But Big Bird doesn't fly, didn't you know? He takes the bus, and people don't stare. lol

Daniel

 

[Beauregard]

But Big Bird doesn't fly, didn't you know? He takes the bus, and people don't stare. lol

Daniel

Yet they stare at me when I get on the bus covered in yellow feathers...why oh why? Where is fairness in today's society?

 

[Teheheman]

I think that's because you're not a bird, just because you give em, doesn't make you one.

Daniel