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Beauregard

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*grins* Now here's a topic that gets bumped up more often than many others. Neatness!
 

ryhoyarbie

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I got it!

Why do birds poop on cars that have just been washed?

Stupid birds................:mad:
 

Super Scooter

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Penguins, penguins everywhere, and, boy, they're good to eat.

*CHOMP!*

:attitude: : I would just like to say, that I do not support the consumption of endangered species of any kind, especially not those of the fowl persuassion. It is ghastly, ungodly, and extremely unAmerican! ... at least not in the good states. (just kidding! signed, editor) No, I'm not.
 

Barry Lee

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yaaay, PENGUINS!! :zany:

**Throws Penguin in the air**

:smile: : "Sheesh."
 

Barry Lee

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Throw BERT?!

((Throws Bert))

(((Does Ernie laugh...)))
 
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